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#1
I'm bored out of my f***ing mind, need something to do, any suggestions?
I'm finally 18!!!
#2
me


High five guys, that was smooth *high fives everyone*
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#3
make a sex-related UG thread

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me


High five guys, that was smooth *high fives everyone*



or eastwinn amirite guys
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#4
You should find a local college and enroll in a human sexuality course. Or find human sexuality books.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#9
Quote by whoomit
Look for a job.

There are literally no jobs where I live right now
I'm finally 18!!!
#10
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
There are literally no jobs where I live right now

Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#11
**** yourself with the end of a toilet plunger

Or learn a song whatevs
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#12
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
There are literally no jobs where I live right now



There is always a demand for prostitutes, ALWAYS.
#13
Quote by cha33 armstrong
**** yourself with the end of a toilet plunger

Or learn a song whatevs

The f***
I'm finally 18!!!
#15
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
There are literally no jobs where I live right now


become a nascar driver, your family would be so proud
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#16
I find that hard to believe, apply anyway.

Look for online odd-jobs that you're capable of doing.

Make things to sell.
#17
You could always go busking?

Go play your guitar and make some money, it's generally great
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
Quote by whoomit
I find that hard to believe, apply anyway.

Look for online odd-jobs that you're capable of doing.

Make things to sell.

She can't apply. There are literally no jobs.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#19
Quote by BladeSlinger
She can't apply. There are literally no jobs.

Oops!
#20
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
become a nascar driver, your family would be so proud

Dude, srsly nascar blows. Everyone in Kentucky doesn't watch nascar, let it go.
I'm finally 18!!!
#21
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Dude, srsly nascar blows. Everyone in Kentucky doesn't watch nascar, let it go.


It's ok to love nascar, I don't judge you for it <3
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
There are literally no jobs where I live right now
Have you tried Craigslist?

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by captainsnazz
Learn something.

Learn Everything
cry at the answer

allow the tears to dissolve your ego
be a New You

again
#24
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Have you tried Craigslist?



I'm kind of concerned why only women are applicable ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#25
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
It's ok to love nascar, I don't judge you for it <3

But I srsly hate- nevermindl idc anymore.
I'm finally 18!!!
#27
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
There are literally no jobs where I live right now

literally
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#29
Quote by laid-to-waste
geez, all you do is make sex threads.

Very funny.
I'm finally 18!!!
#30
Read a book. Seriously. Head down to your local library and find one, if you're too lazy to read the books in your own home.
#31
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Dude, srsly i blow. Everyone in Kentucky watches

FTFY
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#32
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
But I srsly hate- nevermindl idc anymore.


It took you way too long to come to that conclusion
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#36
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Uncalled for.



You're an attention *****, don't get irritated
#37
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Read a book. Seriously. Head down to your local library and find one, if you're too lazy to read the books in your own home.

We have the internet now.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#38
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Uncalled for.

If it stops you from making sex threads it really was'nt
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#39
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
smoke weed

thank me later


WAIT, YOU'RE NOT SAM!

o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#40
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Very funny.

TBH though it's true, I think you need to get laid pronto, or fap ?, atleast then you wouldn't be horny anymore and you wouldn't be bored.
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