Poll: When is sex the best?
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View poll results: When is sex the best?
In the morning.
14 34%
In the afternoon.
12 29%
At night.
15 37%
Voters: 41.
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#6
when I saw this thread appear I thought 'if this is about when to have sex...'
only that was going to be a joke
but it really is
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
I think I might write a script and base it on this.

I shall call it.

'What time of the day I fuck TS's Mother'
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#8
Quote by slash_GNR666
I think I might write a script and base it on this.

I shall call it.

'What time of the day I **** TS's Mother'

ooh, burn.
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#9
night, that way it's dark and I don't have to look her in the eye.
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#10
Best time to have sex is when you're horny or high. Time doesn't matter, just the mood.
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#11
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
When do you like sex the most?

Since every thread you make is about sex I can't believe i'm the first one to ask, TS, have you actually had sex ? Your starting to turn into Jay from the Inbetweeners or the fat guy from Superbad where you talk about sex all the time but haven't had it.
#12
Edit: ^ Ninja, kinda

This thread is just screaming "I am immature obsessed with feeling the need to prove myself by having sex, but if I talk about sex enough people will presume I have experience and am cool". I can't remember how old TS is, though I guess '16' makes sense, in which case TS is legal and probably needs to get laid by somebody who isn't over 18...

I hereby propose, nay insist, that we send over Cha33_Armstrong with a takeaway, a crap teen movie, and lots of protection* - that way we can kill two birds with one stone.


*This step is very important, lest we suffer the offspring of those two.
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#13
Quote by lemmyisgod97
Since every thread you make is about sex I can't believe i'm the first one to ask, TS, have you actually had sex ? Your starting to turn into Jay from the Inbetweeners or the fat guy from Superbad where you talk about sex all the time but haven't had it.

Bit personal, jk.
But to answer your question, no. That being said, I only make my threads, because of the funny answers.
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#14
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Bit personal, jk.
But to answer your question, no. That being said, I only make my threads, because of the funny answers.




#16
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#18
Quote by Spaztikko
You're like 14 omg ****ing stop please

Well... there is a way for you to end all this


Read my other post if confused
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#19
NL16 your threads were entertaining at first, but now this is just getting obnoxious. Go out and get banged or something already
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#20
Quote by Spaztikko
You're like 14 omg ****ing stop please

I'm almost 17.
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#21
i'll get back to you once i've done that in any of those times.
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#22
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Not funny.

a little funmy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Aug 22, 2013,
#23
I'm gonna go ahead and answer now, to destroy your illusions of it all - morning sex is crap, unless you like struggling to wake yourself up quickly enough, and then either putting up with bad breath in the heat of the moment, or stopping before you get too far so you can both go and brush your teeth. Plus, waking up with morning wood is not the same as getting excited completely spur of the moment.

There, I feel we can all grow in sharing this experience this way rather than through experimentation.
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#24
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Well... there is a way for you to end all this


Read my other post if confused


You know I'd probably be keen though because I'm a privileged male who wants to stick my dick in things.

But also ew because its NL. Not enough of an ew to pass if like, the opportunity arose but still

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#25
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
I'm almost 17.


Yeah, that's like 14 in teen years.
#27
Quote by Hydra150
when I saw this thread appear I thought 'if this is about when to have sex...'
only that was going to be a joke
but it really is


I had exactly the same reaction. Saw the thread title, and thought "knowing her, that's probably about when it's best to have sex."

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#28
Quote by sam b
All of the above. There is no "best time"

Shit poll


This, although. . .

. . . as drunk as I am fuckin' consistently it is sometimes rough work at night, but the morning sex is always good.

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night, that way it's dark and I don't have to look her in the eye.


Doggy style bro! Scientifically proven to save relationships.
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#29
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
When do you like sex the most?

As soon as I'll discover how is it possible for a girl to have sex with a guitar shaped spam bot.

That will be the second happiest moment of my life, following the one in which I'll actually have sex with a girl.
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#30
Quote by Toadvine
Doggy style bro! Scientifically proven to save relationships.

and if we do it in the lounge then i can watch the telly at same time.

genius.
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#33
Quote by metaldud536
TS posts threads like a dude. I think it's a dude playing as a girl.

Also my favorite time is right after your mom gets out of work.

I'm actually starting to think she's a multi made by me+yourmom=69.
#34
nighttime is the best time to have sex with a huge bowl of berry trifle. that way your grandma doesn't catch you with cool whip and fruit on your dick.
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#35
Quote by sam b
All of the above. There is no "best time"

Shit poll



Yeah there is.
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#36
Man, I used to make threads like this when I first started on UG. Fun times. Met my bf that way (still together)...who I prefer doing it with at any possible time.
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#37
Quote by metaldud536
TS posts threads like a dude. I think it's a dude playing as a girl.

Also my favorite time is right after your mom gets out of work.

I'm a girl.
Also, ouch.
I'm finally 18!!!
#38
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
I'm a girl.
Also, ouch.

So NLVR16, when are your threads gonna become so dirty that they become fap material ?
#40
Quote by lemmyisgod97
So NLVR16, when are your threads gonna become so dirty that they become fap material ?

haha very funny.
@chazz: f*** you.
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