#1
why isn't there such thing as a shower guitar. a guitar that wouldn't be ruined when you play it in the shower. i want to play guitar in the shower

i also want to write down notes in the shower. where are the shower papers, shower kindles and shower phones

why do i suddenly have to stop doing everything just because i want to shower

maybe if we got shower guitars then lush would shower more than 3 times a month

also, shower bongos maybe? my bongo drum got ruined when i played it in the shower

i want the days of 'brb, shower' to be over ASAP. i want these days replaced with 'hi i'm in the shower'. and then they'll still ask 'is that all?' because it will be absurd to just be in the shower. i think soon many people will be doing many activities in the shower that include playing guitar and bongos and other instruments, writing down notes and on their phones and stuff. waterproof everyihing. why is everything so easily damaged by water? what a pussy ass world we live in

post other shower item ideas please.
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#6
shower garbage disposal.

so i can prepare food while i bathe.
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#7
Quote by jakesmellspoo
shower garbage disposal.

so i can prepare food while i bathe.


See: Cosmo Kramer
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#9
maybe shower tissues? i noticed tissues don't work well in ater
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#10
Quote by laid-to-waste
maybe shower tissues? i noticed tissues don't work well in ater



what about shower candles?

or bread?

the possibilities are endless!
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#11
shower clothes, i have to take my clothes off every time
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#12
Shower Clothes!

For Never Nudes worldwide!
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#13
shower shower

No, not a shower shower, a shower show-er.

It's shows showers, but now in your shower!

You never have to shower without seeing showers again with the new shower shower!

*Shiny Shower Shower coming soon!*
#14
Shower laptop would be handy.
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#15
shower bed is my personal favorite. i think that would be really good.
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#18
A shower gym. You'll never be hot and sweaty again. But the manufacturer is not liable for any slipping and falling. Do so at your own peril.

Have fun!
We're all alright!
#19
It's not like it would be hard. Just give the guitar a waterproof clear coat over the entire body (including wiring openings and channels) and do a real good job with the wiring. You'd probably want the connector to the guitar sealed, not detachable. Coated strings.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#20
Quote by snipelfritz
Shower beer

Although drinking is the preferable method of consumption, I like to lather the beer all over my body to absorb all those heavenly hops. Doesn't work well as shampoo though.
#21
Quote by RealUnrealRob
It's not like it would be hard. Just give the guitar a waterproof clear coat over the entire body (including wiring openings and channels) and do a real good job with the wiring. You'd probably want the connector to the guitar sealed, not detachable. Coated strings.

yeah but it feels all wet and sticky afterwards
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#22
I want a golden shower.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#23
Quote by Banjocal
Shower laptop would be handy.


Yeah, so you can watch porn in the shower instead of using your imagination.
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#24
Quote by laid-to-waste
yeah but it feels all wet and sticky afterwards

It shouldn't feel sticky unless you're doing more than showering.

We could also use that hydrophobic spray someone posted about a while back
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."