Up the butt, in the front, in the mouth, on the south, in your hands, up their pants

Poll: where do you like sex the most
Poll Options
View poll results: where do you like sex the most
Clunge
13 18%
Arse
8 11%
Yapper
7 9%
Feet
0 0%
Grabbers
0 0%
Teats
2 3%
Belly
4 5%
Nelly
2 3%
UP THE DICK
6 8%
NirvanaLuvr16
32 43%
Voters: 74.
Page 1 of 2
#1
where do you like sex most?

EDIT: guys post your votes i forgot to make the poll public
Last edited by yoman297 at Aug 22, 2013,
#4
I like blow jobs the most tbh.
My dick is so long they feel it in their tummy, both ways.
#8
i like to make it funky like mm bby i’m gon to fuck badabep baby beby pud my dick in de pampers
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#10
yet another NirvanaLuvr16 thread.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#13
Quote by the bartender
yet another NirvanaLuvr16 thread.

Is she famous? Everyone seems to know her.
Quote by Jackal58
Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#14
Quote by yoman297
EDIT: guys post your votes i forgot to make the poll public

No way this is a private matter.
#16
Quote by yoman297
not when it's a ug sex thread

i mean look at all the anal16 threads

Well it's a private matter for me. Go fly a kite.
#17
I basically slap my dick on my girlfriend's stomach until I get off.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#18
Yeah I love doing a girl in her abdomen
Kind of messy but it's fun
For me
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#19
Quote by BladeSlinger
I basically slap my dick on my girlfriend's stomach until I get off.

#20
That NirvanaLuvr16 is my favorite place to have sex. In the abdomen is a close second, though.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#21
Quote by aerosmithfan95
That NirvanaLuvr16 is my favorite place to have sex. In the abdomen is a close second, though.

Yeah, she talks about sex a lot so when she does actually get laid she's really grateful.
#25
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Really? I'm an option? Really? 11/25 ppl picked me? Really?


Its not like its a bad thing That's just guys joking in a guy-like fashion.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#27
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Really? I'm an option? Really? 11/25 ppl picked me? Really?

I would also be pretty concerned if 14 out of 26 people would have chosen to have sex in another place than me but y' know, life's harsh.
Name's Luca.

Quote by OliOsbourne
I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
Quote by Cajundaddy
Clue: amplifiers amplify so don't turn it on if you need quiet.
Quote by chrismendiola
I guess spambots are now capable of reading minds.
#28
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Really? I'm an option? Really? 11/25 ppl picked me? Really?

I only voted you, cus I like your Kurt Cobain avatar.
#29
I love it in the wibble.
--------------╯╰--------------
A SIGNATURE.
--------------╮╭--------------
#30
Quote by -Mantra-
I only voted you, cus I like your Kurt Cobain avatar.

It's Duff McKagen.
I'm finally 18!!!
#31
I think her Dave Mustaine avatar is great
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#32
Quote by lemmyisgod97
Yeah, she talks about sex a lot so when she does actually get laid she's really grateful.


She'll probably become an irl version of "Overly Attached Girlfriend" after she gets laid.

Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
Really? I'm an option? Really? 11/25 ppl picked me? Really?


What can we say? We love you on UG.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#33
I think it can be agreed that we would all like to shag NirvanaLuvr16.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#35
Quote by aerosmithfan95
She'll probably become an irl version of "Overly Attached Girlfriend" after she gets laid.


What can we say? We love you on UG.

I so will not be the "overly attached gf" irl. I'll actually probably be the polar opposite.
I'm finally 18!!!
#36
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
I so will not be the "overly attached gf" irl. I'll actually probably be the polar opposite.


Sure, that's what they all say.

And nice Dave Grohl avatar!
Skip the username, call me Billy
#37
Quote by aerosmithfan95
Sure, that's what they all say.

And nice Dave Grohl avatar!

I'm not like most girls are with emotional stuff, so I srsly probably won't. That's actually not a bad idea for an avatar.
I'm finally 18!!!
#38
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
I'm not like most girls are with emotional stuff, so I srsly probably won't. That's actually not a bad idea for an avatar.


Well, we can always find out. Meet me at Guitar Center in 20 minutes.

(And yes, I'm joking around. )
Skip the username, call me Billy
#39
Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
I'm not like most girls are with emotional stuff, so I srsly probably won't. That's actually not a bad idea for an avatar.

A lot of girls say this. Pretty much everyone says something about how they're a special snowflake.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#40
Quote by aerosmithfan95
Well, we can always find out. Meet me at Guitar Center in 20 minutes.

(And yes, I'm joking around. )
obvsly
I'm finally 18!!!
Page 1 of 2