#1
Who would be who?!?

Any superhero applies, were not pitting marvel vs. dc universes here.
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
#3
I'd obviously be Wonderwoman cuz she's who I kick the most ass with in Mortal Kombat.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#6
The Motherfucker
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#8
I'd be a male version of Oracle.

I basically just sit in front of a computer all day, so I guess it makes sense.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#11
I'd probably be one of the collateral damage.

Or Deadpool.

But not the ****er in Origins.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#13
i would be voregirl

able to swallow villians in a single gulp
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#14
OP Plumber
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#15
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The Motherfucker

Yes
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#19
Banana man.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.