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#1
01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
#3
too many jokes to make
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#4
You can't fuck your guitar.
So nah.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#6
girls are soft cuddly friends who, if you're lucky, will give you back massages.

there's a reason those guys with guitars are signing about girls and not how much they love their guitars.
#9
Quote by Gorelord666
You can't fuck your guitar.
So nah.

If you have a small dick you can stick it in the jack.
#10
Quote by daniel.lekhok

03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.

Speak for yourself.
#11
Quote by daniel.lekhok
Ps don't take this seriously :p

I don't think you're ever at any risk of people taking you seriously, in your whole life.
#13
Quote by daniel.lekhok
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is something shaped like a dick.



I fixed that for you mate. Thanks and Your Welcome
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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7-String Legion

If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
#15
I stopped reading at #1, because a girl has never dumped me

Shit thread, would not read again
#22
Quote by daniel.lekhok
Ps don't take this seriously :p



Is what you say when a chick see's your John Thomas.


Burn.
#29
09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.


All of my absolute wat.
#32
Quote by macashmack
I thought #5 was pretty funny actually, although it's pretty ****ed up.


I liked #5.
I guess I can dream.
But #10 was the funniest.

Quote by CoreysMonster
All of my absolute wat.

Gotta agree here.
And every time you see this kind of list, do you think of that "Why Compilers Are Like Women" list"?
I do.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Aug 25, 2013,
#33
Quote by Gorelord666
You can't fuck your guitar.
So nah.

Just install a fleshlight.
#34
How can you say a guitar is better than a girlfriend when you need one to operate the other?

Your girlfriend being your left hand, of course.
#38
Quote by Gorelord666
You can't fuck your guitar.
So nah.

Tell that to Steve Vai.......
My Gear:

Jackson RR3 Pro
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Gibson Les Paul Standard
Fender CD140 Acoustic/Electric
Line 5 HD500 effects unit
Marshall MA100

"Grunge was invented for people who can't play solos"
#39
Quote by daniel.lekhok
01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.




Just kidding this is fucking shit
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