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7 foot 5
23 55%
4 foot 5
4 10%
A ginger
15 36%
Voters: 42.
#1
I watched Peter Dinklage accepting his Golden Globe award and at the end of his acceptance speech he mentioned the name of a little person in England who was a victim of "Dwarf Tossing".

He was having a night out, and a drunk guy picked him up, tossed him, and he broke his back. Apparently that's hilarious.

Dinklage later said in an interview that he felt the need to bring him up as he feels that little people are one of the few last bastions of acceptable discrimination. Like those soulless gingers.

What does the Pit think? Does humanity have a ways to go towards little people?

Does anyone here personally know a little person?
#4
People under 2" are great for eating.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
The only metric thing in the poll is ginger, so I went for that.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#7
The other day my uncle rear-ended a car and a manlet got out. The guy came up to his car and said "I'm not happy."

My uncle said "Which one are you?"

I know it's an old and tired joke but I was there and it was perfect.

That's all I had to say about that.
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#8
being tall is better than being short
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
They should just kill themselves (if they can find a mini gun)
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#11
i am ginger.

suck my orange pubes.
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#12
Quote by bradulator
They should just kill themselves (if they can find a mini gun)


Mini gun.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
little people? you mean midgets or munchkins?
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Bitches be Crazy.

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#18
Having sex with a female midget is on my bucket list. Preferably one with the normal sized head, not the weird ones.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#19
I think having consensual sex with a fully proportional tiny female OF AGE would be kind of awesome.
#20
Quote by progdude93
I think having consensual sex with a fully proportional tiny female OF AGE would be kind of awesome.

Yes, my point.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#22
Quote by progdude93
Yes, my concurrence.

Good. Lets find some. Where in the woods do they generally live?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
Good. Lets find some. Where in the woods do they generally live?

under the big mushrooms
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#25
That's because the most common form of dwarfism means that the limbs don't grow properly but the rest of their bodies still do...

So, basically, they have short arms and legs. That's why they don't look in proportion, it's because they're just like taller people, with stumpy legs...
#26
Quote by Neo Evil11
Good. Lets find some. Where in the woods do they generally live?


Just follow the yellow brick road, my friend.
#27
Quote by Hydra150
under the big mushrooms

How do I catch one then, without eating/smoking the mushroom? Do the women have beards, or can you easily identify them?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#28
Oh, back to the actual thread question.

I'd rather be ginger, or cinnamon preferably. I think that a lot of humour can be had from all groups of society legitimately. Just don't take it too far or go out to deliberately upset people - then it's not humour, just intentional abuse.

There was a Ginger Pride March at the Edinburgh Fringe not long ago...
#30
Quote by JustRooster
I have Tall Guilt.

I have tall envy and your remorse soothes the pain.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Short people got no reason to live.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#33
Quote by progdude93
They don't call 'em fun size for nothin'.

who is em fun size for nothin and why aren't they calling him/her/it/them/zer[lol]

#34
Quote by Reisgar42
The other day my uncle rear-ended a car and a manlet got out. The guy came up to his car and said "I'm not happy."

My uncle said "Which one are you?"

I know it's an old and tired joke but I was there and it was perfect.

That's all I had to say about that.


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#35
I went on a few dates with a midget. Total bitch, great norks.
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