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#1
Situation your stuck on the train tracks and on the track next to you there are two people also stuck and there is a train coming... You see a switch if you don't pull it you die if you do they die as simple as that so pit would you kill yourself to save two strangers? Please note there are zero legal consequence if you pull it to save yourself.
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#2
Oh I remember this thread.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
Nope.
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#5
How about this one:
If you had the chance to save the lives of 2 people by killing another person would you?
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#6
Can't say for sure, too many other variables come into play.

Are you one of the strangers?


Then no.


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How about this one:
If you had the chance to save the lives of 2 people by killing another person would you?


Still too many variables.
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#7
I'd kick two foreigners under a train to save my dog though.
Or even just to amuse my dog tbh.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
It's me and your most beloved family member.
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#10
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It's me and your most beloved family member.

Still, no.
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#11
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i wouldn't kill myself to save a million people.


What about a million kittens? Or to kill a million people?
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#12
In a heartbeat because **** living.
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#13
TS, that is some of the stupidest shit that I have ever heard. And I've heard due's music.
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#14
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It's me and your most beloved family member.


Then one of them isn't a stranger and you're altering the parameters of the question.
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Charles Darwin
#17
I am a better person than them and more important so no.
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#18
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TS, that is some of the stupidest shit that I have ever heard. And I've heard due's music.


I do my best.
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#20
i'd push five people onto the tracks to save myself.

one of them would be you.
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#22
What about quit the 'I'm stuck BS and free yourself like a man?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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#23
Clearly, the solution is to hold the switch (which sounds more like a lever). That way, as you get run over you pull the switch and take out the other people too.
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#24
Two strangers? Sucks to be them.
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#25
What if the two people were Haley Joel Osment and Toni Colette and then I saved them only to find out that I'm actually Bruce Willis and I was dead the whole time?
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#26
Nope, too cowardly. All other things being equal, it would be the ethical thing to do, though.

The train thought experiment is moronic. Personal squeamishness is not an excuse for immoral inaction.
#27
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I'd kick two foreigners under a train to save my dog though.
Or even just to amuse my dog tbh.

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#28
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In a heartbeat because **** living.

Take it to the anime thread plz.
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#29
nah if theyre shittier people then me telling me to kill myself i deserve to live
if theyre better people then me thed rather i live and im not the kind of person who doesnt fulfill peoples last wishes
#31
Depends whos on the tracks, if it's lets say Kim Jong II and idk Hitler, then I'd point and laugh maniacally.
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#33
i once saved a kid from a hippo exhibit at the zoo.

true story. i'm a ****in hero.
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#34
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What if the two people were Haley Joel Osment and Toni Colette and then I saved them only to find out that I'm actually Bruce Willis and I was dead the whole time?


Then maybe you would know that it's a good time to stop smoking so much and actually do something meaningful with your life or something like that.
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#35
Yes.

You are all selfish scum.

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#38
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Then maybe you would know that it's a good time to stop smoking so much and actually do something meaningful with your life or something like that.

Then I woke up and it turned out it was all a dream, so I walk to the bathroom to splash some water on my face and when i see my reflection... I'm Keanu Reeves. Then I decide to quit smoking and do something productive with my life.
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#40
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Then I woke up and it turned out it was all a dream, so I walk to the bathroom to splash some water on my face and when i see my reflection... I'm Keanu Reeves. Then I decide to quit smoking and do something productive with my life.


That sounds like a great movie. It just needs robots and lots of ants.
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