Poll: Would you?
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Yes
52 57%
No
27 29%
I can't
5 5%
I'm a brony
8 9%
Voters: 92.
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#1
As in a midget? Please fill in poll and discuss.

I would.
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#3
Yeah, why not? Wait, dwarfism isn't sexually transmitted, is it?
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#5
Would you also have a relationship with one?
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#7
I'd have a threeway with a little person and neo_evil.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#8
well, they're only half a person, so you'd have to do two at once to technically have sex with a little person.
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#9
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I'd have a threeway with a little person and neo_evil.

I want some pictures, std test and a CV.
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#11
As long as they don't have that weird squished face/big forehead thing going on. A tall midget, preferably. Plus, their little doughy hands will make my dick look bigger (yeah right, like I even need that).
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#14
Well, somebody has to. They can't have children with other little people because of some genetic reason.

/showing off

so yeah, in princple, but no in practice b/c gf
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#15
I know a girl that is incredibly cute but she's really tiny but doesn't have dwarfism and I would kinda go out with her but thinking about it just makes me doubt I'd do it because of how weird it would be... but man is she beautiful....
#16
It's not weird. You're making it weird by thinking about it like a discriminatory moron.
#17
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#18
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I know a girl that is incredibly cute but she's really tiny but doesn't have dwarfism and I would kinda go out with her but thinking about it just makes me doubt I'd do it because of how weird it would be... but man is she beautiful....

Give me her name, number, location, pictures, bra size etc.

^^ It's abnormal, therefore I am allowed to think about it in a discriminatory manner.
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#19
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Would you also have a relationship with one?

If she could put up with my constant laughter, yes.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
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If she could put up with my constant laughter, yes.

Are you laughing at, with or over her?
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#23
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Are you laughing at, with or over her?

Inside her.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
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i mean might as well try it once

only way my dick will ever look big

I heard that even then you can only hope for it to look almost average.

^You don't fit inside of her. You can't wear a midget. They are too small.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#25
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It's not weird. You're making it weird by thinking about it like a discriminatory moron.

yeah, not all little people are little.
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#26
I bet you could do all sorts of wacky positions with a midget. They can't weigh much.
#27
I totally would try it out. Not sure I would want to be in a relationship though. Seems like it would carry.....special baggage. Plus, she'd most likely be pretty shallow. Maybe in personality, too.

Her gig bag would be too small for my guitar.
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#29
if I found myself particularly attracted to a midget, then definitely.


Btw, why is it considered more PC to say 'little people' than 'midget'? 'Little people' seems like some sympathist corny bullshit and I think it sounds a lot less serious
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#30
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if I found myself particularly attracted to a midget, then definitely.


Btw, why is it considered more PC to say 'little people' than 'midget'? 'Little people' seems like some sympathist corny bullshit and I think it sounds a lot less serious

i think dwarf is actually the preferred terminology.

or at least that's what i learned from In Bruges.
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#31
I normally would use midget.
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#32
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if I found myself particularly attracted to a midget, then definitely.


Btw, why is it considered more PC to say 'little people' than 'midget'? 'Little people' seems like some sympathist corny bullshit and I think it sounds a lot less serious
+1 Plus, referring to someone as inherently "little" just sounds kind of demeaning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCLIUOcPLE
#34
I talked to a midget once and he says little person is a bit insulting. Dwarf is the actual term. I believe it's also the medical term.
#35
It really depends on a lot.

You're talking about bronies like it's a bad thing. Shame!
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No one will ever know our names
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Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
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#36
Dwarf sounds too much like the fantasy characters.
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#37
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It really depends on a lot.

You're talking about bronies like it's a bad thing. Shame!


It's not bad, it's sad. Sad as in pathetic.
#38
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It's not bad, it's sad. Sad as in pathetic.


SHAME!
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#39
Oddly enough, never once have I sensed anything approaching shame from you. Which is a shame, because it would be most appropriate.
#40
Are midgets and dwarfs not different? I can't remember how, but I'm pretty sure they are different.
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