#1
Asking for a friend (blake1221)
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#3
yes, no doubt.

A dick is more sacred than life, to lose one, a man may as well be dead.
If doing one homosexual thing I can save something more important than life for two men, I would without hesitation.

Bros before hoes.
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
TS is happy to do that willingly and readily.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
yes, no doubt.

A dick is more sacred than life, to lose one, a man may as well be dead.
If doing one homosexual thing I can save something more important than life for two men, I would without hesitation.

Bros before hoes.


Mother****in'

I'm so proud to be you, Obscene.

So proud
ayy lmao
#7
almost certainly
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
only if the two dicks were Blake's
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#10
Quote by Amuro Jay
like two penises or two jerks


What if they're two random guys who're named Richard?
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#11
Quote by chookiecookie
Mother****in'

I'm so proud to be you, Obscene.

So proud

as am I

It's good knowing there's others out there willing to take one for the team for all dick-kind, we must stand together if we want to abolish the growing affliction of phallic disappearances, if every single man would join our army, no man would ever again need to worry about his best friend leaving him for good <3
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
Quote by necrosis1193
What if they're two random guys who're named Richard?

is one of them Richard Madeley? cuz I'm not having Judy's sloppy seconds
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
Quote by Hydra150
is one of them Richard Madeley? cuz I'm not having Judy's sloppy seconds


Lets say for the sake of the argument one is your least favorite Richard and the other is the Richard you like the most.
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#14
reported
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#15
Quote by necrosis1193
Lets say for the sake of the argument one is your least favorite Richard and the other is the Richard you like the most.

Then Mr Nixon, here I come.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
Quote by Amuro Jay
like two penises or two jerks

Two jerks, but both have penises.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
Quote by guitarxo
no


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#20
Only if it gets me further down the road as per the first rule in the book of the road.
#21
Do I like the dudes I'd be saving? If yes then yes, otherwise no. Bros before hoes.
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#22
This thread is like the police robbing your home and killing your children

Will no one save us
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#23
Quote by Freezer Burn
Do I like the dudes I'd be saving? If yes then yes, otherwise no. Bros before hoes.
You like the guys you're saving, but you HATE the guy you have to blow.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Super mod mirror thread, nice.


OT: tbh I'd suck a dick for a bus ticket, or a sandwich.
#25
Quote by lolmnt
You like the guys you're saving, but you HATE the guy you have to blow.

can i bite it off when he finishes?
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#26
Quote by jakesmellspoo
can i bite it off when he finishes?

No, and you have to put a finger in his butt.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
Quote by lolmnt
No, and you have to put a finger in his butt.

well, shit. that's all you had to say.

dealio.

can i try 3 fingers? maybe a fist?
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#28
Reeported!!1!111
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#31
Can I suck two little peoples' dicks to save four little peoples' dicks?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#32
all i can think of now:
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#34
do the dicks belong to immediate family/close friends? if so id probably take one for the team. life without a dick would be so terrible and they would have to kill themselves which would be even worse.
#35
Yeah, I would.

Life without a dick would suck more dick than I would saving those other two dicks.
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