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#1
She wont abort it where do you run to?

My personal choices would be either France or Poland as no one would expect me to go to them
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#3
I'd stay and take care of the kid like a real man
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#5
Quote by willT08
The wardrobe

Anyones or your own
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#6
Quote by RealGuitarHero
I'd stay and take care of the kid like a real man

fitting that your avatar is a fedora.

OT not telling, but rest assured I do have a plan.
#8
How about you don't be a little bitch and take some responsibility for your actions
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Aug 27, 2013,
#9
Quote by willT08
They all have coathangers in

Ok you win the thread I did not see that coming
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#10
Quote by WCPhils
How about you don't be a little bitch and take some responsibility for your actions

coz yeah damn this is a super srs thread
#11
Quote by cha33 armstrong
She wont abort it where do you run to?

My personal choices would be either France or Poland as no one would expect me to go to them

I tell her I'll raise the kid with her. Running is for little boys. Little boys have no business getting girls pregnant.
#12
Quote by WCPhils
How about you don't be a little bitch and take some responsibility for your actions


:samlurk:

Quote by cha33 armstrong
Ok you win the thread I did not see that coming


for real?
#13
Quote by Geldin
I tell her I'll raise the kid with her. Running is for little boys. Little boys have no business getting girls pregnant.

#swagisforboys

#15
The idea that any decision is more or less "manly" is moronic and only supported by morons.
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#18
Quote by willT08
coz yeah damn this is a super srs thread
you know it
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#21
No morph I always bag it this is purely hypo question
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#22
Quote by cha33 armstrong
No morph I always bag it this is purely hypo question


i do at my job too, but that doesn't mean soccer moms don't spill their shit all over the place before they hit the parking lot
#23
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****. Beat me to it
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#24
Quote by whywefight
i do at my job too, but that doesn't mean soccer moms don't spill their shit all over the place before they hit the parking lot

Lol soccer
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#25
Quote by TunerAddict
The idea that any decision is more or less "manly" is moronic and only supported by morons.

The idea that running, instead of being a father to the kid, isn't cowardly and immature is moronic and only supported by morons.
#26
I'd offer to pay for an abortion, and if she still refused, then I'd be like... bitch, wtf and skip town to Amsterdam or possibly Switzerland for a month or three.
Last edited by Steve08 at Aug 27, 2013,
#28
She doesnt want the abortion

Shes mental and want to birth a child
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#29
I'd write a letter to all involved explaining the situation:

To whom it may concern,
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
#30
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I'd write a letter to all involved explaining the situation:

To whom it may concern,
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.

I like you
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#32
1) wait till she is showing
2) beat the lumps with a bat
3) ????

4) proffit
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#33
Quote by Steve08
I'd offer to pay for an abortion, and if she still refused, then I'd be like... bitch, wtf and skip town to Amsterdam or possibly Switzerland for a month or three.




MY LOVE HAS RETURNED!

#35
Quote by losing battle
1) wait till she is showing
2) beat the lumps with a bat
3) ????

4) proffit

Reading this made my balls retract
#36
Quote by willT08
Reading this made my balls retract

Probably because it doesn't seem like much of a joke coming from him
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#38
Now I think about it I would go to france it would be so much cheaper
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#39
To the child support clerk.
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