#1
...what creepy clothes would you wear to attract the JB err I mean JV females?

I'd wear this


The local flora wont know that hit em.
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#4
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
Don't think that will work man.
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#6
I don't know what JB or JV mean.

I probably will end up a high school principal one day so please educate me on these important clothing issues in preparation for the role.
#8
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I don't know what JB or JV mean.

I probably will end up a high school principal one day so please educate me on these important clothing issues in preparation for the role.

Junior Varsity. Lower classes in US High Schools.
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#9
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I don't.. what? I'm so confused.



This.
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#10
Junior Varsity silly. <3

The ghillie suite represents misjudgement and the ability to really get close and personal to your students without offending them personally.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#11
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I don't know what JB or JV mean.

I probably will end up a high school principal one day so please educate me on these important clothing issues in preparation for the role.

Pretty sure JB was referencing jail bait, and JV would mean junior varsity, which are usually underclassmen aged 14-16.
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#12
JB stands for Junior Barsity.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#13
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Junior Varsity silly. <3

The ghillie suite represents misjudgement and the ability to really get close and personal to your students without offending them personally.


I don't know what Junior Varsity is either


I think I may encounter some difficulties here.
#14
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I don't know what Junior Varsity is either


I think I may encounter some difficulties here.

Probably just an American thing
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#15
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I don't know what Junior Varsity is either


I think I may encounter some difficulties here.

Just stay away from the talking bush and you'll be OK.
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#16
OT: zoot suit obviously
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Probably just an American thing

I think Canada has it too actually.
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#17
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Just stay away from the talking bush and you'll be OK.


It worked out for Moses... unless Moses was talking to a guy in a Ghillie suit the whole time.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18
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It worked out for Moses... unless Moses was talking to a guy in a Ghillie suit the whole time.

Well if you're gonna set yourself on fire you'll get some tail fer sure.
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#20
principle what?

principle peeper?
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#21
Quote by palm mute
OT: zoot suit obviously

I think Canada has it too actually.

We just call it grade 9, 10, 11, or 12. Well, my school did.
#22
I had a principle in Middle School (ages 10-13 ish for you non-US plebs) who was really into her African-American culture, meaning the walls of her office were lined with Ebony magazine covers and she always had an Oprah book with her. She also always wore what I assume to be some sort of traditional African attire i.e.


OT: Don't wear those.
#23
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OT: zoot suit obviously

I think Canada has it too actually.


nope
#24
Varsity is basically (high school) graduating/senior class sports, Junior Varsity is all the other high school grades freshman/sophomore/junior

I'll just let everyone else beat that dead horse a little longer....
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#25
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I had a principle in Middle School (ages 10-13 ish for you non-US plebs) who was really into her African-American culture, meaning the walls of her office were lined with Ebony magazine covers and she always had an Oprah book with her. She also always wore what I assume to be some sort of traditional African attire i.e.


OT: Don't wear those.


It looks like they cut up some curtains and decided to wear them
#26
Well, I'm 6'8" tall (yes, I am tall), so probably a white morph-suit mask and a suit-and-tie.

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#27
tfw nobody can spell principal right
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#28
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tfw nobody can spell principal right

I know this feel, and I wish I could use the hug smiley to express it.
#29
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principle what?

principle peeper?

Those cameras are for security! School shootings and stuff...y'know...that only happen in the girls locker room.

I'd look a lot like this (yes with pants to match the jacket):


I'd also claim to be the princi-PAL.

I'd also use this line, "Oh, you're sad all the other girls have hair on their vaginas, well I think I can help you with that." (I'd have a mustache remember)
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#30
I'd probably wear something like this.

Younger girls really do prefer a more mature man.
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#31
Junior high girls like the 2009 Justin Bieber.
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#32
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Those cameras are for security! School shootings and stuff...y'know...that only happen in the girls locker room.

I'd look a lot like this (yes with pants to match the jacket):


I'd also claim to be the princi-PAL.

I'd also use this line, "Oh, you're sad all the other girls have hair on their vaginas, well I think I can help you with that." (I'd have a mustache remember)

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