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Mine was a spray in counter-strike I think. I had no idea what I was looking at but I knew it scared me. Then the next time I just wanted to see some boobs but I came across hardcore stuff and I was like "omg they can show that on the internet??"
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#3
I actually remember it pretty well.

It was a large breasted woman standing in a doorway. All she had on were socks. She wasn't incredibly attractive, and her boobs weren't very shapely, and she had a massive cooter bush.

There were other pictures but that's all I can recall.
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#4
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Wtf is a spray in counter strike?

You "spraypaint" an image you can choose on the wall in the game.
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#7
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You "spraypaint" an image you can choose on the wall in the game.


Ah. It all makes sense now.

I don't remember mine, tbh. It was a long time ago. And I've looked at enough since to cloud my memory.
#9
i was like... 10-12 or something and thought the dvd of goldeneye was still in my dvd player, but it turns out my step dad forgot to take out his bisexual porn dvd.

my mom and him are separated now
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#10
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Like most English children; mine was a torn up porn mag found in a wood somewhere.



I FOUND PORN BEHIND A WALL IN A FIELD!!!

Who the hell leaves this shit there, and how do teenagers magically detect it?!
#11
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I FOUND PORN BEHIND A WALL IN A FIELD!!!

Who the hell leaves this shit there, and how do teenagers magically detect it?!


The Woodland Porn Fairy. Sadly, I think she's either retired or extinct now.
#12
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The Woodland Porn Fairy. Sadly, I think she's either retired or extinct now.

I think you lose the feral porn radar when you hit 15
#13
Man I started to cry the first time. I don't know how old I was, maybe 5, no idea. But woke up in my mums bed with the TV still on, she was out in the kitchen cooking or whatever. The first thing I see is a big dick on the screen. Man I got scared. Dicks still creep me out ever since, except my own. He's alright.
#14
I was about 9, some kid at school told me to search up porn free websites, did it, Only thing I can remember clearly is "Betcha never seen a female ejaculation before"
#15
Saw a girl getting fuccked on the spice channel when I was 9 or so. Huge boobs and a chick moaning stood with me for ever.
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#16
When I was like 10 I came across Comedy Central which used to show this show called Badly Dubbed Porn, basically it was soft-core porn but with comedians voices overdubbed saying funny shit.
#19
Wait, is this really a thing? English children really just find porn mags in the woods?

The funny thing is, even with the emergence of the internet, it'll probably stay that way due to your ridiculously prudish porn laws.
#20
Me and my friend found some of his dad's magazines in their garage.
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#21
I was always a nosey kid when younger. I would go through pretty much anything. In my dad's office he had a locked drawer that I got into and there was an old Playboy. I was 7 or 8 when that happened.
#22
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Wait, is this really a thing? English children really just find porn mags in the woods?

The funny thing is, even with the emergence of the internet, it'll probably stay that way due to your ridiculously prudish porn laws.


Yup. It was even referenced in an episode of the UK sitcom Spaced:

Daisy: Tim, I'm not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else.

Tim: I can't, I'm an adult. I'm supposed to leave it there.
#23
I was probably 9 or 10, and it was on the tv. My dad was flipping through channels and it was a girl in a jean jacket with no bra on stripping the jacket off.

i remember i wanted to find that image again for probably a half year or so, cuz dem wer sum nyc tits
#24
Wait.. actually now that I think about it. Seeing the spice channel wasn't my first.

My first introduction to porn was those escort call cards. They were thrown about the floor in my neighborhood. Hundreds of them. I was probably 7 or so on my way to school when I saw hundreds of them laid on the floor all wet and dirty. It was pretty nasty. Girls with dicks in their mouths taking it in the ass. I didn't know what I was looking at, but it made me really disgusted but at the same intrigued.
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in the world have been accomplished


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#25
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Yup. It was even referenced in an episode of the UK sitcom Spaced:

Daisy: Tim, I'm not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else.

Tim: I can't, I'm an adult. I'm supposed to leave it there.

what the hell is wrong with you guys
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#26
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Yup. It was even referenced in an episode of the UK sitcom Spaced:

Daisy: Tim, I'm not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else.

Tim: I can't, I'm an adult. I'm supposed to leave it there.

That was a great show, my favorite episode was the one where they have to steal back Daisy's dog.
#28
someone told me to google give me pink at school in 5th grade and i got sooooo many spread vaginas




#29
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That was a great show, my favorite episode was the one where they have to steal back Daisy's dog.

It's all about the invisible gun fight episode for me. Or the Robot Wars one! Or that one with the Resident Evil 2 references in it because I was massively into Res Ev 2 at the time. It's amazing how they weaved the music from the game into the episode. And then when they said the line about finding porn, I was like "whaaaaaaat?!"
#30
come on you guys what was your reaction to the vaginas and stuff. how did they make you feel
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#31
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#32
There used to be a show on a channel called Men & Motors which was just strippers really. Used to sneak down at night to watch it but it got cancelled

EDIT: I thought it was universally accepted that the first time you see an adult vagina is horrifying?
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#33
@jackal
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#34
Legit quote from my probably 12/13 year old mate looking at pictures of a particularly flappy minge: "That dangly bit is called the bacon. You bite it. They love it. It's well tasty."

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#35
i grew up with internet access
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#36
It's not really porn but I would look at my dad's Maxim magazines while he was away at work or something.

I think I actually found hentai first.

Oh god.

Though in a class in middle school I spelled Google wrong and it took me to a Russian porn site. I didn't know what to do so it just sat there loading on the screen for like 5 minutes before I realized a dong was staring at me through a torn-up vagina.
#38
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come on you guys what was your reaction to the vaginas and stuff. how did they make you feel

actually, seeing a giant, veiny, circumcised (I'm uncircumcised and thought everyone looked like that) cock pumping out buckets of cum was far more terrifying than the first vagina I saw
#39
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actually, seeing a giant, veiny, circumcised (I'm uncircumcised and thought everyone looked like that) **** pumping out buckets of cum was far more terrifying than the first vagina I saw


This.

I never found vaginas terrifying. Until I heard of vagina dentata of course.
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