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#1
I had a sudden craving for garlic chilli sauce from McDonalds so I walked up a hill to get it with fries, was informed AFTER getting the fries that they were out of all packet sauces, so I carried 10 of these back home in the rain and now I am eating it and it's great.

What are you craving and to what lengths would you go to satisfy that craving?
cat
#4
resolution
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
My wife is cooking Spaghetti and meatballs atm. I'm craving sex.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
also sleep, I couldn't get any of that
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
My sister cooked a big ass chunk of meat for dinner tomorrow night

I wanna cut me a slice so badly but my family will murder me to death if i do....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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#11
coffee... which I'm drinking

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#13
Any food at all, literally starving.

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#16
I'm trying really hard not to spend all my money on booze and weed and drug myself into a coma.
#17
lasagne
caramel macchiato
garlic shrimp
brisket poutine
this greek tomato salad thing i make with baked chicken
pink fish taco

any would be cool i guess




#18
id rather be at home sleeping
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#20
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Are... are you trying to make an incest joke?
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#21
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My sister cooked a big ass chunk of meat for dinner tomorrow night

I wanna cut me a slice so badly but my family will have sex me to death if i do....

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#22
Sandwich with fillet, mustard, sweet-chilli sauce, and some melted cheese. That and I'm craving to learn Stream of Consciousness (which I am going to!)
#23
adventure
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#24
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I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#33
I really want to eat this girl I met the other day.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
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also sleep, I couldn't get any of that

yea doge
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#36
a decent cheese steak. But no, there will be none of that here in Dairy Land! Where we make our cheese steaks automatically with peppers and mushrooms with two slices of cheese on them. People don't even consider cheeze-wiz actual cheese
#37
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My sister cooked a big ass chunk of meat for dinner tomorrow night

Tell her that I like mine very hot, and awfully wet.

#38
Rocksmith 2014! 50 new songs, the current 625 arrangements transferred over, 19 new DLC from Japan. \m/

Not 'til October though

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#39
Sleep. So much sleep.

Barely slept the day before, worked (graveyard shift), got an hour and a half of sleep, class, ate, class, maybe nap?, work out, work, sleep.

So really, I can't really do much about my problem...

#40
I'm craving lots of money, so I can have lots of food
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