#1
Genuinely troubled about Rolf Harris. Met him once. He was hilarious. I was rolling on the loor flaughing #ROLF
Caution:
This post contains my opinion and/or inaccurate information


Quote by vayne92
I'm genuinely beginning to think you're the best troll of all time


"Emocore is like, when you cry when you break a guitar string"
- Thurston Moore
#2
Can you tell what it is yet?

It's his penis.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#5
It would be pretty sad if it turned out he was a paedophile.
Because he's not really that creepy, and seems like a nice and eccentric guy.
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#6
Quote by Crazyedd123
It would be pretty sad if it turned out he was a paedophile.
Because he's not really that creepy, and seems like a nice and eccentric guy.


Yeah, but he's already been detained once so it might be..
Caution:
This post contains my opinion and/or inaccurate information


Quote by vayne92
I'm genuinely beginning to think you're the best troll of all time


"Emocore is like, when you cry when you break a guitar string"
- Thurston Moore
#7
Not surprising at all, probably had some weird parties with Jimmy Savile and Robert Hughes.
#8
I guess if the paedophile charges come through it'd give a whole new meaning to tie me kangaroo down sport and Jake the peg leg. I wonder if he put a wobble board on the bed so it made noises as he thrusted. I'm sorry I'm a terrible person.
#9
People are just shouting 'paedophile' about any BBC personalities now because they know it's a fast track to easy morning-TV interviews and articles sold to the Daily Mail. I wouldn't worry about it.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#11
I have never liked Rolph Harris.

He's the kind of person that you'd have to be a paedophile to even like, nevermind be.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#12
Quote by guitarist41
He's the kind of person that you'd have to be a paedophile to even like, nevermind be.

He's a child?
🙈 🙉 🙊
#13
Quote by DardySon
I guess if the paedophile charges come through it'd give a whole new meaning to tie me kangaroo down sport and Jake the peg leg. I wonder if he put a wobble board on the bed so it made noises as he thrusted. I'm sorry I'm a terrible person.


What about '2 Little Boys'?
#14
Quote by JackalUK
What about '2 Little Boys'?

I'm not actually that familiar with his work tbh. Despite living about a 20 min car drive away form where he grew up and doing an assignment for school all I really know about him is Tie me kangaroo down sport and the wobble board.
#15
Quote by JackalUK
What about '2 Little Boys'?


Oh the irony...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmL3m2zcoOI
Caution:
This post contains my opinion and/or inaccurate information


Quote by vayne92
I'm genuinely beginning to think you're the best troll of all time


"Emocore is like, when you cry when you break a guitar string"
- Thurston Moore
#16
Quote by Todd Hart
People are just shouting 'paedophile' about any BBC personalities now because they know it's a fast track to easy morning-TV interviews and articles sold to the Daily Mail. I wouldn't worry about it.

And Coronation Street actors
#19
Quote by JackalUK
Making them can be counted alongside downloading them.


but painting them?

Maybe they were like, 'paint me like your Australian women, Rolf'
Caution:
This post contains my opinion and/or inaccurate information


Quote by vayne92
I'm genuinely beginning to think you're the best troll of all time


"Emocore is like, when you cry when you break a guitar string"
- Thurston Moore