Poll: What order
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Shit shave shower
57 26%
Shit shower shave
147 67%
Shower shave shit
2 1%
Shower shit shave
0 0%
Shave shit shower
10 5%
Shave shower shit
2 1%
Voters: 218.
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#5
There is a reason it's called a Shit, Shave and a Shower and not a Shower, Shit and a Shave
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#8
Shit first, shower and shave can be switched when needed

And didn't we have like 5 threads like this a littlw while ago?
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#10
What kind of idiot shits right after showering? Unless you didn't feel it coming, then ok, but if it's a pre-planned decision, you're just dumb.
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#11
If you shave after the shower it's a lot easier/feels better '

I go beet red if I shower after shaving. The heat inflames the shit out of my skin
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#12
A HOT SHOWER OPENS UP THE PORES, MAKING IT EASIER TO SHAVE AND THEREFORE LESS LIKELY TO CUT YOURSELF AND ALSO HAVE A CLEANER SHAVE. You're all ****ing morons.

Shit, shower, shave. I rest my case.
#14
Quote by Trowzaa
A HOT SHOWER OPENS UP THE PORES, MAKING IT EASIER TO SHAVE AND THEREFORE LESS LIKELY TO CUT YOURSELF AND ALSO HAVE A CLEANER SHAVE. You're all ****ing morons.

Shit, shower, shave. I rest my case.


I agree with that but why not shit last? If you shit before everything else then you spend the next 10-15 minutes shut in a room you just took a rancid shit in.
#15
Quote by Trowzaa
A HOT SHOWER OPENS UP THE PORES, MAKING IT EASIER TO SHAVE AND THEREFORE LESS LIKELY TO CUT YOURSELF AND ALSO HAVE A CLEANER SHAVE. You're all ****ing morons.

Shit, shower, shave. I rest my case.

My electric shaver is closer when I'm dry, so no.
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#16
Quote by Trowzaa
A HOT SHOWER OPENS UP THE PORES, MAKING IT EASIER TO SHAVE AND THEREFORE LESS LIKELY TO CUT YOURSELF AND ALSO HAVE A CLEANER SHAVE. You're all ****ing morons.

Shit, shower, shave. I rest my case.

Can't you just put hot water on your face?
#17
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People always aim for a "closer" shave and then complain about rashes or discomfort.

THESE ARE CAUSED BY TOO CLOSE A SHAVE!!!!


Because their skin is too dry because they shaved before a shower.

OH.

Quote by Random3
I agree with that but why not shit last? If you shit before everything else then you spend the next 10-15 minutes shut in a room you just took a rancid shit in.


Shitting with a wet bumhole feels weird. That and then you'll have a dirty bum

Even with an electric razor its better to shower first and then wait for it to dry so your hair's softer.
#19
oh, that's what you're meant to do.

still, it won't as clean as having a shower after.
#23
Quote by Random3
I don't know about you but I wipe myself after taking a shit.

Wipe all u want, there's still fecal matter left.

Only a dirtball would shit after a shower
#24
Shit, shower, shave. Always. Plus, when your hair is a bit wet while shaving, it's far easier to keep sideburns in check.
#25
Quote by Random3
Actually I'm not being entirely truthful. If it is a particularly gravy-esque shit then I might squat over the bath and aim the shower head accordingly.




Nice.
#26
Can't shit in the shower, so shit first. Then shave while in the shower.

So in effect: shit, shower-shave-shower.
#28
all three at the same time and then just mash the hairy shit down the drain with bare feet
#29
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#30
Quote by Trowzaa
A HOT SHOWER OPENS UP THE PORES, MAKING IT EASIER TO SHAVE AND THEREFORE LESS LIKELY TO CUT YOURSELF AND ALSO HAVE A CLEANER SHAVE. You're all ****ing morons.

Shit, shower, shave. I rest my case.

This
#31
You shower after you shit so that you don't have to waste time wiping. Then you shave asfter showering so that your skin isnt as irritated. Simple.
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#32
shit first, my toilet is in another room. Shower and shave at the same time, my shaving machine is waterproof, but it's the first thing i do in the shower
#33
shit shower shave.

any other order is gross.
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#34
Seen this thread about 10 times.. anyone who don't know the right order is dumm
#35
Well depending on whether I need a shit, I trim my facial hair first (using electric trimmer so that's why I don't do it after). If I need a shit first I'll do that.

All in all a shower after is always best.
#37
If you shit last you are a filthy *****
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#38
shit in the shower while showerin to mix the water with shit and blood.

good start on a sunday.
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#40
I don't care about your order for the other two, but anyone who shits after showering is a perma-basement dweller who can't get the ladies due to his pants seat getting infused with not-quite-clean ass.
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