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#1
UG AWARDS 2013


before we begin, i just want to say, i didn't count votes where users voted for themselves (except for the couples votes) or votes from silly posts where a user put down one person for the whole thing, etc

if i've formatted your username wrong, tell me, maybe i'll fix it

also, forget capital letters. good comrade not capitalist.

USER AWARDS

User of the Year

  • wcphils, hydra150, minterman22
  • thrashtastic15, whywefight, me+yourmom=69, blake1221, obsceneairwaves, ichikurosaki
  • all single votes


Veteran User of the Year (2001-2007)

  • sam b
  • hydra150, stevehouse
  • xiaoxi, ichikurosaki, dreadnought, the madcap, coreysmonster


n00b of the Year

  • nirvanaluvr16
  • ehbacon
  • cha33_armstrong, musiclord16, ianthefox


Most Attractive Male user

  • theguitarist
  • bradulator
  • lushacrous, donglover


Most Attractive Female User

  • guitarxo
  • andrea55
  • theogonia666


Funniest User

  • thrashtastic15, genghisgandhi
  • horsedick.mpeg, obseneairwaves, metal4eva_22, ichikurosaki
  • burgery, bradulator, t00deepblue


User with worst sense of humor

  • crazysam23_atax
  • ian the fox
  • 666lolmnt666 (i digress, guy is comedy gold)


Spammer of the Year

  • joshua garcia
  • spaztikko
  • philip pepper, ian the fox


User with the Best Advice

  • blake1221
  • slackerbabbath
  • xiaoxi


Best "Retired" User

  • pagan_poetry
  • kensai
  • slapsymcdougal

special mention to jackal58 for actually being retired

Friendliest User

  • andrea55
  • guitarxo
  • hydra150, whywefight, firefromthevoid, whoomit


Most Influential User

  • wcphils, blake1221
  • all single votes


Most Annoying User

  • ian the fox
  • musiclord16, thrashtastic15, axelfox, spaztikko
  • all single votes


Most Offensive User

  • thrashtastic15
  • ian the fox
  • willt08


Most Pretentious User

  • ianthefox
  • crazysam23_atax, 666lolmnt666
  • all single votes


Brownnoser of the Year

  • hydra150
  • whoomit
  • all single votes


shoutout to the guy who voted "everyone"

User you'd most like to meet

  • wcphils
  • willt08, shotgunmerc, numa-waffle, donglover



User you’d Like to see banned forever

  • ian the fox
  • alljudaspriest, due 07, fearmylightning, crazysam23_atax
  • all single votes


Perma'd user you'd like to see unbanned

  • devourke
  • fassa albrecht
  • represent


Biggest Ego

  • thrashtastic15, theogonia777
  • ian the fox
  • seeneyj


Biggest Troll

  • bradulator
  • ian the fox
  • willt08


Biggest Elitist

  • ian the fox
  • willt08
  • xiaoxi


Best UG “Couple”

  • skeanar, fatlumpthe1st
  • whyphilsfight
  • willt08, todd hart


Best Avatar

  • lemmyisgod97, whywefight
  • whoomit
  • gibson sg uzr55, crazysam23_atax


travesty that dirge didn't win this year

Best Signature

  • we turn sigs off now
  • numa-waffle
  • all single votes


Best Username

  • horsedick.mpeg
  • jackwhiteisbutts
  • joshuagarcia, lushacrous, chookiecookie


butt rayge should have won

Best Usertitle

  • jon777, blake1221
  • all single votes
  • you


Best MS Paint/Photoshop Skills

  • hauntedboy
  • horsedick.mpeg, sashki
  • all single votes


Best Thread Starter

  • bradulator
  • the madcap #rekt
  • philip pepper, k'nuckles


Worst Thread Starter

  • philip pepper
  • nirvanaluvr16
  • jimmybanks6, macashmack, spaztikko


Most Improved User

  • spaztikko, hydra150 (one of them improved)
  • bob_sacamano
  • all single votes


Most Prolific Reporter

  • ian the fox, amuro jay, hydra150
  • that's it
  • there's no more


Best Guitarist

  • thrill-house
  • disarmgoliath, random3
  • all single votes


someone voted "you're all shit", hats off to him

Best Bassist

  • primusfan
  • all single votes


Best Drummer

  • thereverend724
  • whoomit
  • will's computer


Best Vocalist

  • blake1221
  • nelsean
  • ignite


Best Electronic Artist

  • stratkat
  • thereverend724
  • willt08


Most Likely to become Famous

  • blake1221
  • axelfox
  • all single votes


Most Likely to become a Serial Killer

  • crazysam23_atax, ian the fox
  • axelfox
  • losing battle


User most likely to positively change the real world

  • slackerbabbath
  • ur all $hit, joshua garcia
  • all single votes


User most likely to achieve global domination

  • numa-waffle
  • axelfox, kensai, 666lolmnt666, crazysam23_atax
  • all single votes
#2
FORUM AWARDS

Favourite Forum

  • the pit
  • electric guitar
  • hardcore


Worst Forum

  • the pit
  • metal
  • all single votes, special mention for fotb and bass forum


Best Thread

  • MLP: FiM
  • chat
  • 2013/2014 soccer, shoop sam's face


Best Forum Contest/Competition

  • calling all the pit's musicians
  • ug awards
  • best costume


Best Pit Moment

  • sam shoops
  • assramer, burmese tiger
  • all single votes, special mention for the time some people made sam believe in a made-up sociological theory


Most Overdone Topic

  • anything privilege related
  • sex
  • america


Best Phrase

  • ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
  • what you really need is...
  • all single votes


Worst Phrase

  • hmu if u agre yeh
  • check your privilege
  • all single votes


Best UG Album

  • death panels don't exist
  • ug post rock 3, bansheebeat's spiral power
  • ug video game album 3, ug electronic 3


Best UG Club/Group

  • krystal ship
  • under 18
  • minecraft, naked club, film club, mafia


Most Common FoTB Excuse

  • my brother did it, hydra is a belieber
  • it was my friend
  • "you're losing a great user!", jay is a faget, and some others


Friendliest forum

  • electric guitar
  • new users
  • pit, gg&a, ccsf


Forum you wished existed

  • a forum for shite bands that nobody wants like btbam, art forum, food forum
  • but really
  • let's bring back the llama forum
#3
MOD & CC AWARDS

Favourite Mod

  • amuro jay
  • disarmgoliath
  • jayt44


Favourite "Retired" Mod

  • nelsean
  • carmel, primusfan, jetfuel495 (guy was a wimp)


Meanest Mod

  • amuro jay, 666lolmnt666
  • theguitarist
  • steven seagull, wahappen, jayt44, carmel


Sexiest Mod

  • theguitarist, amuro jay
  • divid3d
  • disarmgoliath


Friendliest Mod

  • amuro jay
  • disarmgoliath
  • jayt44


Mod you didn't know existed until recently

  • divid3d, disarmgoliath, tostitos
  • thereverend724, duncang, amuro jay
  • someone didn't get the memo lol


Most Disappointing Resignation

  • nelsean
  • zanascross
  • (except zanascross resigned a long time ago)


Most Deserved Promotion (Mod --> Supermod, Supermod --> Admin)

  • 666lolmnt666
  • disarmgoliath
  • jayt44, amuro jay, emad, hydra150


The Next Mod Will Be...

  • whoomit
  • bladeslinger, hydra150, ian the fox, stepco12345, dave mc, m+ym=69, andrea55
  • god stop having such complicated usernames


Favourite CC

  • hydra150
  • stepco12345
  • jimmy_neutron, aig91


Favourite "Retired" CC

  • coreysmonster
  • nightraven
  • colohue (i'm voting for him effective immediately)


Best New CC

  • hydra150
  • congrats
  • u won yay


The Next CC Will Be...

  • whoomit
  • axelfox, bladeslinger, necrosis1193, wcphils, joshua garcia


The best color for the CC's names would be...

  • pink (i would be so jealous)
  • orange, purple (also very jealous), fire text font with flames (we need to do this), rainbow
  • dark green, salmon, black, magenta


Best Russian

  • ximich
  • zappp
  • all russian is best russian
#4
PROFILE AWARDS

Best profile

  • alljudaspriest
  • pagan_poetry, t00deepblue, dirge humani, minterman22


Best Blogs

  • theogonia777
  • all single votes


Best MP3s

  • donglover, keithmerrow, entity0009, mmoltertx, disarmgoliath, funny_page


Best Gear

  • ippon
  • willt08, nightraven, blake1221, chaz-6(sic)6, wantslespaul


Best Pictures

  • ilikepirates, greeny23, theogonia777, donglover
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CONTENT AWARDS

Best Column / Column Series

  • how to whammy without a whammy bar


Best Lesson / Lesson Series

  • fingerpicking


Best Reviewer

  • duncang, dave mc


Worst Reviewer

  • ian the fox
  • duncang


Most infamous news topic

  • dave mustaine
  • x slams y
  • a bunch of news topics in the pit that weren't on the front page because they weren't music related


Strangest column/lesson

  • tom hess articles
  • shred lessons, how to incorporate dubstep into a rock song
#8
And bradulator has my torch, now.

Very surprised I got mentioned in the veteran category.

Most of the other stuff was all good. Needs more StewieSwan, though.
#9
change my name to 666lolmnt666
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#14
Quote by Amuro Jay
got it
thnx beutiful
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#15
I didn't win anything, but then I realized I could just buy psychological validation.
#16
Wow you spelled my name right this time gj

Edit: see the bob_sacamano last year wouldnt hacr made this beautiful post. i am so got dang deserving
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Last edited by Bob_Sacamano at Sep 1, 2013,
#17
Best UG Club/Group

3. minecraft

Yeah I'm sure the 3-4 people who actually still plays are pretty cool.


EDIT: I would've voted if I knew about this thing.

I also do not know who 80% of these people are. Did we enter a new generation of people or something?
Last edited by Oyface at Sep 1, 2013,
#18
Another awards ceremony and I go home with nothing. Must be doing something right
#19
Quote by Amuro Jay
Veteran User of the Year (2001-2007)

  • sam b
  • hydra150, stevehouse
  • xiaoxi, ichikurosaki, dreadnought, the madcap, coreysmonster

Heh.. thanks!

EDIT: This shit is going in my sig, my life is complete
Last edited by sam b at Sep 1, 2013,
#20
damn you wcphils/minterman and sam b
thanks to jay for going to the trouble
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Sep 1, 2013,
#22
Damn, now I actually have to get working on those blog entries. Ah well. Also I feel like some of the "all single votes" are probably just miscounts on Jay's part. Also also why did we not have write-ins this year? 14 year old Jay said we would have them. I could have totally won "Most Fapped to UGer" or something among many others.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Madcap got #bradulated
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#25
Quote by bradulator
Madcap got #bradulated


conbradulations bro lololol
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#26
Quote by theogonia777
Damn, now I actually have to get working on those blog entries. Ah well. Also I feel like some of the "all single votes" are probably just miscounts on Jay's part. Also also why did we not have write-ins this year? 14 year old Jay said we would have them. I could have totally won "Most Fapped to UGer" or something among many others.
i can upload the excel file if you want to see all of the single votes, i just can't be arsed typing them

also other jay didn't do the awards and august was almost over, so something had to be done
#27
As the official Spammer of the Year, I have just this to say.




Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Sep 1, 2013,
#29
Quote by Amuro Jay
i can upload the excel file if you want to see all of the single votes, i just can't be arsed typing them

also other jay didn't do the awards and august was almost over, so something had to be done


i don't really care to see them

and that means that he lied because last year he promised
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
Quote by Nero Galon
Another awards ceremony and I go home with nothing. Must be doing something right

something right, is that what you named your favourite sheep or something there wales?
#32
Quote by Amuro Jay
Best New CC
  • hydra150
  • congrats
  • u won yay

brilliant
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
Best Guitarist
thrill-house
disarmgoliath, random3
all single votes

Wow, didn't expect that. Thank you to whoever voted for me.
#34
Quote by theogonia777
I could have totally won "Most Fapped to UGer" or something among many others.

No.
Quote by Thrill-house
Wow, didn't expect that. Thank you to whoever voted for me.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Sep 1, 2013,
#35
Quote by Amuro Jay
Friendliest User

  • andrea55
  • guitarxo
  • hydra150, whywefight, firefromthevoid, whoomit

4 way tie for 3rd <3
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#36
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
4 way tie for 3rd <3

We should fight for that spot on the podium
y'know, ironically
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
Quote by bradulator
Madcap got #bradulated

i'll be over to brad u lator
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#38
Quote by Thrashtastic15
something right, is that what you named your favourite sheep or something there wales?


Whats that? Another sheep joke to a Welshman? Oh how creative
#40
Quote by Hydra150
We should fight for that spot on the podium
y'know, ironically

See who can deny fighting the longest
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

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