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#1
So, basically, I was watching this thing on Animal Planet last night about if mermaids are real and I was wondering if you guys had any views on it?

Some of the stuff was kinda creepy and freakishly like humans, just under the waters... if you don't have a view on this, type in 'mermaids animal planet' on google and click the first link... seriously.. i don't know if they're real or not but yeah.. do you guys believe in them?
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#10
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Yes. I am a mermaid.


I thought you were half cat, half snake?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
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They're real if you want them to be real.

If that is the way the world works I want my own mila kunis
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#12
Haven't you seen the little mermaid?

don't be an idiot; mermaids are real.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#13
Hey, I'm just saying what I saw... I know a lot of it is fake but there's a bit of truth between every bit of folklore.

They've been forced to cover it up and claim it as fake in the past, so what makes you all so sure it's the truth (that they're lying) this time?
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#14
To be honest, there are some pretty weird-looking things in the oceans. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them look vaguely humanoid and could be mistaken for a "mermaid"...

Do mermaids exist? Well, if someone finds some good evidence. If not, I'll just believe that, like Unicorns and elves, they disappeared from this world a few hundred years ago
#15
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To be honest, there are some pretty weird-looking things in the oceans. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them look vaguely humanoid and could be mistaken for a "mermaid"...

Do mermaids exist? Well, if someone finds some good evidence. If not, I'll just believe that, like Unicorns and elves, they disappeared from this world a few hundred years ago

don't be silly, everyone knows unicorns are real
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#16
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Hey, I'm just saying what I saw... I know a lot of it is fake but there's a bit of truth between every bit of folklore.

They've been forced to cover it up and claim it as fake in the past, so what makes you all so sure it's the truth (that they're lying) this time?


I think you dropped this:

"Music snobbery is the worst kind of snobbery. 'Oh, you like those noises? Those sounds in your ear? Do you like them? They're the wrong sounds. You should like these sounds in your ear.'"
- Dara O'Briain
#17
Forget mermaids. Check this shit out:

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#19
i'm starting to think that you're all government agents e_________o
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#20
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You're embarrassing Callums all around the third world.


fixed since there are only Callums in the Yoo Kay.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#22
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Mermaids did exist but everyone kept throwing out those plastic 6 pack rings without cutting them up first and now they're extinct.

i'm keeping this on my signature.. this is just too accurate for comprehension
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#23
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Excuse me. I am real.


I like how we have proof here and everyone's ignoring it...
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#25
i don't care what you guys say, everything that's ever appeared on childrens' is real.
-mermaids
-unicorns
-leprechauns
i can list for as long as you want. i know they're real. and i won't let any of you take my dreams from me.
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#26
guys, i have to go out (mermaid hunting), can we keep this discussion going until i get back? i'll have enough evidence by then to make you all look rather stoopid
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#27
Not mermaids as in My Little Mermaid or whatever that disney movie was called, but you do not want to run into a siren while at sea.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#29
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Not mermaids as in My Little Mermaid or whatever that disney movie was called, but you do not want to run into a siren while at sea.


wrong, running into them would likely kill them leaving you totally safe!

It's easily the best course of action
It's over simplified, So what!

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#31
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I'm a fucking attractive mermaid, okay?

tits or gtfo
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#33
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Hey, I'm just saying what I saw... I know a lot of it is fake but there's a bit of truth between every bit of folklore.


Indeed, and we already know what the truth behind mermaid sightings was: a mixture between a long time at sea and no women, and seeing one of these

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#34
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Indeed, and we already know what the truth behind mermaid sightings was: a mixture between a long time at sea and no women, and seeing one of these


Makes sense te me. Put me on a boat with no women for three weeks, and I'll **** anything. Anything.
#35
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Makes sense te me. Put me on a boat with no women for three weeks, and I'll **** anything. Anything.

any hole is a good
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This is obviously linked to the increase in teen pregnancy: Dad dicks are getting smaller so they are forced to find younger, tighter mothers.


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#36
hmmmm....that 'proof' sounds a bit fishy to me
"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying."
#38
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any hole is a good


The term is 'any hole's a goal'.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#39
Just because your pussy smells like fish doesn't make you a mermaid.
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