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#1
What happened in the scene? Was it throughout the entire movie, or did it happen towards the end?

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#2
Just stumbled across one today where the girl was pissing and shitting gummy worms.

edit: oh i thought this was for best porn my bad
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#3
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I don't watch gross porn. Unless you count as two male actors ejaculating on a woman's face at the same time gross, then you got me.
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#4
It doesn't always have to be intentional, like the one that I saw recently that inspired this thread. I actually don't even know if it's ok to post in words lol.
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#6
I seriously did see my post a little while ago lol, wasn't a joke
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#7
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It doesn't always have to be intentional, like the one that I saw recently that inspired this thread. I actually don't even know if it's ok to post in words lol.


bitch, you can't start a thread inspired by your own experience and not include that experience. lay it out there.

#8
2 girls 1 couch.

Horsedick showed it to me. It was basically some Brazilian woman kidnapping another woman and farting in her face for 30 minutes.
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bitch, you can't start a thread inspired by your own experience and not include that experience. lay it out there.

Ok, it doesn't even sound that bad after will's post lol.

3 guys came into a woman's ass and then she shat out the mixture of stuff onto a plate and then swallowed it.
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#10
lol that's not even bad egraham

pretty normal porno
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#11
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Just stumbled across one today where the girl was pissing and shitting gummy worms.

edit: oh i thought this was for best porn my bad


yep seen that.

worst one is some lass shitting two of those mini basketballs out.



that size

she prolapsed

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2 girls 1 couch.

Horsedick showed it to me. It was basically some Brazilian woman kidnapping another woman and farting in her face for 30 minutes.


isn't that just brazillian fart porn?
#12
I wasn't grossed out until she drank it. I was like, wtf.

It does seem pretty tame now that I've posted it though.
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#13
I don't go out of my way to find gross shit, but sometimes one just stumbles upon something. I wasn't grossed out really by this particular scene... more disturbed; It was Cody Lane taking on like three dudes that were basically choking her out, her face was a very uneasy purple color... Just brutal.
#14
Btw can we keep this thread on the lighter side and not talk about rapey stuff plz
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isn't that just brazillian fart porn?

just brazillian fart porn?
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#16
Anything that I think only has one dick in it that then surprises me when I skip ahead. Ain't having no porksword fencing, man. I ain't into that.
#17
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I don't go out of my way to find gross shit, but sometimes one just stumbles upon something. I wasn't grossed out really by this particular scene... more disturbed; It was Cody Lane taking on like three dudes that were basically choking her out, her face was a very uneasy purple color... Just brutal.

That's just how brutal it needs to get so I can get off to it
#18
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just brazillian fart porn?


yeah, brazilian fart porn is tame.
#19
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Btw can we keep this thread on the lighter side and not talk about rapey stuff plz

What?

What'd be the point in that? You haven't watched porn until you've seen a gal held upside down and slapped full force across the pussy
#20
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just brazillian fart porn?

Just sampled this Brazilian fart porn.

Seriously, what the ****
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#21
eww, why do you guys watch that stuff? Wtf?


inb4 will posts a picture of a scope of vanilla ice cream or smth
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#22
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yeah, brazilian fart porn is tame.

It's nice to know about what you like to watch on the internet.
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#23
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What?

What'd be the point in that? You haven't watched porn until you've seen a gal held upside down and slapped full force across the pussy

I'm not talking about violent stuff, that isn't necessarily bad. Just the stuff where the girl clearly doesn't wanna be there that just ruins my week.

I'd just rather this stay on the funnier side than make me sad but whatever
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#24
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It's nice to know about what you like to watch on the internet.


I never said I liked it, it's just not exactly horrifying. It's on par with cake farting.
#25
I saw a video in the "You may also like" section of a porn site. Had two cute Asian girls in it so, "Ehhh, why not?" I click it, and they're chowing down on berries and drinking a lot of milk. This goes on for like a minuet and a half, and I'm just watching in utter confusion. Then one of the girls spontaneously throws up all in the other girl's mouth, and the other returns the favor shortly thereafter.

I immediately started dry-heaving. I CTRL+W'ed right out of that tab as quick as I could.
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#26
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eww, why do you guys watch that stuff? Wtf?


inb4 will posts a picture of a scope of vanilla ice cream or smth



Why not?
#27
Zombie porn. Of course it was all an act, but this guy was banging this zombie chick, with full on zombie make up. Then in the end when he came in her zombie face, she bites his dick off.

Thats when I knew... I had to find crazier porn.
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#28
The amount of amateur porn where the bloke hasn't wiped his arse for three years is quite annoying.
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#29
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I never said I liked it, it's just not exactly horrifying. It's on par with cake farting.

I find it sickening that there's even a market for that shit.
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#30
2 girls 1 octopus.

It makes me shudder just thinking about it.

Pressurespot was pretty bad too.
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#32
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I find it sickening that there's even a market for that shit.




There's markets for everything. I'm 99% sure cake farting was a piss take though.
#33
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Why not?

Well I could see in a "lol this is so disgusting and ****ed up" sort of way, and just finding it funny.

But not in a "Damn, this is hot" way

idk, I would just feel sick if I saw some of the shit in this thread
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#34
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I'm not talking about violent stuff, that isn't necessarily bad. Just the stuff where the girl clearly doesn't wanna be there that just ruins my week.

Barely ruins my orgasm, let alone week.
#35
Oh and any porn that involves the guy's face for more than three seconds. It's awkward getting caught off guard and ending up expressing yourself when the camera zooms in on the bloke's face...
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#36
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Oh and any porn that involves the guy's face for more than three seconds. It's awkward getting caught off guard and ending up expressing yourself when the camera zooms in on the bloke's face...

#37
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There's markets for everything. I'm 99% sure cake farting was a piss take though.

Too scared to google it
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#38
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2 girls 1 couch.

Horsedick showed it to me. It was basically some Brazilian woman kidnapping another woman and farting in her face for 30 minutes.


She wasn't kidnapped, she was just forced to have a girl fart in her face for several minutes.

I think a video me and Pagan saw together on Tinychat was the one about these girls shoving jawbreakers and lolipops up their assholes (pm me for the movie title)

Another video I saw with Incognito and Adam and it was sideburns porn
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