#2
Man I love Guinness
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4
Stop your wining and get fighting
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#6
Fox News is probably reporting on this development now.
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A "tubescreamer" is a person paid by a guitarist to stand behind the amp and scream at the tubes. This terrifies the tubes into overdriving and delivers a thick, harmonic-rich tone.
#7
I had an absolute fiasco with my Guinness the other day, couldn't believe it. Looked down...

#headsgone
#8
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#9
Quote by willT08
I had an absolute fiasco with my Guinness the other day, couldn't believe it. Looked down...

#headsgone


you poor soul ;_;

I had a bartender who'd never poured a guinness the other day, and she filled the whole thing up in one go...
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#10




#11
Quote by willT08
I had an absolute fiasco with my Guinness the other day, couldn't believe it. Looked down...

#headsgone

lol
#13
Well done
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#14
At first I was all "Yay, I'm moving to Canada!" and then I was just like "lol"
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#16
8/10
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#17
Quote by FearMyLightning
And then he declares alcohol the #1 cause of death and brings back prohibition.


No silly, that's marijuana
Get them to love you, while they may depending on your words and wealth, the only one who's really judging you is yourself, nobody else.

Any and all posts by this user are fictional and for entertainment purposes only
#21
Yeh yeh. I'll give you the joke, you uptight cherry
My God, it's full of stars!
#22
My heart sank into my ass and then I started drinking again.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#23
America's technology is amazing! How did you miniaturise that railway track to fit onto a man's suit?
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#24
Quote by Todd Hart
America's technology is amazing! How did you miniaturise that railway track to fit onto a man's suit?

I'm pretty sure this picture is from when Obama visited Ireland, actually.
#25
Quote by MadClownDisease
I'm pretty sure this picture is from when Obama visited Ireland, actually.


But there're no cars exploding in the background.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.