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#1
I'm contemplating it. Girls love HUGE dongs and mine isn't huge. Waaa :-(

It's not a micro wang or nothin', but it isn't porn star huge, which would be AWESOME!!

Heard the recovery regimen is intense. Gotta hang weights and not smoke and no nookie...

Still might do it to have a bonifide box crusher!
Last edited by vai_wins at Sep 5, 2013,
#3
ts has a small penis everyone
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#4
do you need a passport?

I got

America
Yugoslavia
Azeroth
Alaska
Tanzania
Kurdistan
Albion
Pentonville
Sweden
France

and loads more!
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
the average is around 5.5 unless you're like 4 you shouldnt even be considering it
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#9
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
ts has a small penis everyone


Not small. Over average, really. Just would really love to have a baby arm danglin' down there if you know what I mean.
#10
You're confusing porn and real life.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#12
I had a reduction surgery. They actually use the leftovers from my surgery to add onto all the people who get enlargements.
#13
Quote by Banjocal
the average is around 5.5 unless you're like 4 you shouldnt even be considering it


Oh I'm over 5.5, but I really want a massive unit. Hot chicks stalk you if they know you are packin' some real meat.
#14
Quote by vai_wins
Oh I'm over 5.5, but I really want a massive unit. Hot chicks stalk you if they know you are packin' some real meat.

No, they won't.
#15
Quote by lolmnt
You're confusing porn and real life.


Nah. Women are total sluts and size ωhores.
#17
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
I had to get a reduction surgery. No joke



Dang dude. Why? Were you like an aboriginal freak or something?
#19
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
No, they won't.


Oh yeah they will. Women are bigger dogs than men, easy. No contest.
#21
Quote by Trowzaa
I had a reduction surgery. They actually use the leftovers from my surgery to add onto all the people who get enlargements.



Hmm.
#24
Quote by LostLegion
My penis size is like the only thing on my body that I'm proud of


If you got a big unit man that's all you need. Seriously. You could be an ugly, marshmallow looking goofball but if you have thunder down under you are golden.
#25
Quote by vai_wins
If you got a big unit man that's all you need. Seriously. You could be an ugly, marshmallow looking goofball but if you have thunder down under you are golden.


oh ffs go swallow a knife
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#26
Quote by vai_wins
If you got a big unit man that's all you need. Seriously. You could be an ugly, marshmallow looking goofball but if you have thunder down under you are golden.

virgin status confirmed


troll too
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
You're delusional.


Nah. The truth is what it is. Denying it doesn't make it into what it isn't.
#28
Quote by vai_wins
Dang dude. Why? Were you like an aboriginal freak or something?

I had too many complaints of how big it was. Before the surgery whenever i sould bang someone they would avoid me. No girl wanted me inside them anymore. Not even kidding about that .
e-married to Jack (bladez)
Last edited by ESPLTDV401DX at Sep 5, 2013,
#31
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
I had too many complaints of how big it was. Before the surgery whenever i sould bang someone they would avoid me. No girl wanted me inside them anymore. Not even kidding about that .


K, be honest... do you regret being downsized at all?
#32
Quote by Weaponized
yeah, it was worth it. I went from loser nerd to babe magnet once the news of my new dick got around


Averaged dicked men hate him.
#33
Don't worry TS the massive dick you have attached to your forehead more than makes up for the shrivelled prawn you have dangling uselessly between your legs.
DISCLAIMER: There's a very good chance that i have no idea what i'm talking about.

Quote by CodeMonk
Your sig has never been more true.
And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#34
Quote by Philip_pepper
Averaged dicked men hate him.


Funny. So true about that whole thing too.
#35
Quote by SaintVitus
Don't worry TS the massive dick you have attached to your forehead more than makes up for the shrivelled prawn you have dangling uselessly between your legs.


Dang man. Take it easy. WTF?
#36
Quote by vai_wins
K, be honest... do you regret being downsized at all?

A little bit yeah. It's kind of a double edged sword though. On the one hand there is less sensation and obviously it is not as big. But at the same time it keeps the women screaming and coming back for more so I guess it was worth it
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#37
Quote by vai_wins
Oh I'm over 5.5, but I really want a massive unit. Hot chicks stalk you if they know you are packin' some real meat.
No, they wouldn't. You'd need money for that.

And I got me penile enlargement over the last year. Now I make horsedick_MPEG look like an in fant. I love my big huge schlong
#38
Quote by vai_wins
Dang man. Take it easy. WTF?

DISCLAIMER: There's a very good chance that i have no idea what i'm talking about.

Quote by CodeMonk
Your sig has never been more true.
And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#39
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
A little bit yeah. It's kind of a double edged sword though. On the one hand there is less sensation and obviously it is not as big. But at the same time it keeps the women screaming and coming back for more so I guess it was worth it


Whatever nets you the highest quantity of the highest quality.
#40
ts is 5.6 cm
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
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