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#3
Vegetarians are dumb and you should instead volunteer your life to feed our livestock
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#5
I'm pretty sure livestock volunteer to feed other livestock. It's a self-perpetuating system.
#7
Quote by BladeSlinger
Vegetarians are dumb and you should instead volunteer your life to feed our livestock


Yuor fu©kstock is a$$prone nutco©ker
#8
Put some water in a pot.

Put pot on stove.

Heat pot of water to boil.

Place vegetables in boiling water.

Test vegetable tenderness periodically with a fork.

When vegetables are at acceptable tenderness, remove pot from stove.

Drain water from pot using a colander.

Decant vegetables from pot onto a plate.

Eat.

[Optional] Sprinkle salt on vegetables before consumption.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#9
Quote by MakinLattes
I'm pretty sure livestock volunteer to feed other livestock. It's a self-perpetuating system.

Gotta satisfy the masses though. The cows and pigs would feel better if they could eat a person every now and then. Fair's fair
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#11
Quote by BladeSlinger
Gotta satisfy the masses though. The cows and pigs would feel better if they could eat a person every now and then. Fair's fair

I say cut out the middle man.
#12
Quote by BladeSlinger
Gotta satisfy the masses though. The cows and pigs would feel better if they could eat a person every now and then. Fair's fair


[cough]®etard[/cough]
#13
Is pasta vegetarian-acceptable?
If so, fry some cut up carrots, onions, mushrooms, celery, and various sweet peppers in a mixture of lemon juice, butter, and (i like to use) italian salad dressing.

Cook pasta until al dente or whatever. Plate it, add fried veggies, and eat it.

Now let your mouth water
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#14
Quote by theguitarist
Put some water in a pot.

Put pot on stove.

Heat pot of water to boil.

Place vegetables in boiling water.

Test vegetable tenderness periodically with a fork.

When vegetables are at acceptable tenderness, remove pot from stove.

Drain water from pot using a colander.

Decant vegetables from pot onto a plate.

Eat.

[Optional] Sprinkle salt on vegetables before consumption.


Never would have thunk of that.

[cough]fu©king dou©hebag ®etard[/cough]
#15
you could make quesedillas with non dairy cheese, peppers, onioins, mango-habenero hot sauce, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, hot salsa, and beans instead of meat.

i prefer a straight up normal quesedilla with steak and dairy cheese but w/e

also stop being such a chode. its not as if "vegetarian recipes" is hard to type into google.
#17
Quote by Fryer Mike
Is pasta vegetarian-acceptable?
If so, fry some cut up carrots, onions, mushrooms, celery, and various sweet peppers in a mixture of lemon juice, butter, and (i like to use) italian salad dressing.

Cook pasta until al dente or whatever. Plate it, add fried veggies, and eat it.

Now let your mouth water


That sounds really good. Cool. And not too complicated, which is awrsome. Thanks!
#18
Quote by soundgarden1986
you could make quesedillas with non dairy cheese, peppers, onioins, mango-habenero hot sauce, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, hot salsa, and beans instead of meat.

i prefer a straight up normal quesedilla with steak and dairy cheese but w/e

also stop being such a chode. its not as if "vegetarian recipes" is hard to type into google.


Go suck your moms dick you fu©king waste of space.
#21
anything that doesn't have meat... it's not that hard.

but some ideas:

cut up some red, yellow, and orange bell peppers, saute them, and sprinkle feta cheese on top. DELICIOUS.

omelettes are great, 4 eggs (it's a lot, but it's really the best way) and a splash of milk with some asparagus and cheese.

baked macaroni & cheese

enchiladas made with cottage cheese, salsa, jalapenos, and shredded cheese for the filling, pop the filling into some tortillas and bake in the oven.
#22
Quote by soundgarden1986
sick burn m8


Uh, this is a message board. This is where people come together to interact with each other over the internet.

It's fully within the parameters of what's reasonable to ask people here if they have any good vegetarian recipes.

Stop being a di©khead douche know-it-all.
#23
this 13'er is a keeper, he's a prolific TS and quick to insult well liked regulars, this ought to make the pit a little more interesting.
#24
You should really expand your pallet to the mushroom spectrum. There are thousands of different edible mushrooms, some of which are more readily available than others, and most are easy to grow for yourself if you're willing to put some effort and a small amount of cash into it.

I've had a lot of different kinds and they all taste so different. One of the more easily available ones that I really like are called "oyster" mushrooms. They almost have a chicken-y flavour to them, which I just realized while typing this.... might not be so good in your opinion, but still. Try more kinds, you'll be amazed at what you might discover.

Also, they are very high in nutritional value and are very very good for you.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#25
Quote by vai_wins

[cough]fu©king dou©hebag ®etard[/cough]



lol. I guess you really are new here.


check your emails.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#26
Quote by theguitarist
Put some water in a pot.

Put pot on stove.

Heat pot of water to boil.

Place vegetables in boiling water.

Test vegetable tenderness periodically with a fork.

When vegetables are at acceptable tenderness, remove pot from stove.

Drain water from pot using a colander.

Decant vegetables from pot onto a plate.

Eat.

[Optional] Sprinkle salt on vegetables before consumption.


Then die from boredom cos that's the most boring thing you could ever eat.
#27
Quote by Fryer Mike
You should really expand your pallet to the mushroom spectrum. There are thousands of different edible mushrooms, some of which are more readily available than others, and most are easy to grow for yourself if you're willing to put some effort and a small amount of cash into it.

I've had a lot of different kinds and they all taste so different. One of the more easily available ones that I really like are called "oyster" mushrooms. They almost have a chicken-y flavour to them, which I just realized while typing this.... might not be so good in your opinion, but still. Try more kinds, you'll be amazed at what you might discover.

Also, they are very high in nutritional value and are very very good for you.


Ok. I'll give em a try. I dont care if they taste like chicken. Better if they tasted like mesquite grilled bbq beef ribs! Ha!
#28
Quote by Trowzaa
Then die from boredom cos that's the most boring thing you could ever eat.



Put some butter on it if it's your birthday.


IT may be boring but it'll make you look beautiful and that is more important than some shoddy temporary satisfaction from indulging your taste buds and olfactories.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#29
Quote by Trowzaa
Then die from boredom cos that's the most boring thing you could ever eat.


Agreed. Thread Reaper stopped by and dropped that little gem.
#31
Quote by theguitarist
Put some butter on it if it's your birthday.


IT may be boring but it'll make you look beautiful and that is more important than some shoddy temporary satisfaction from indulging your taste buds and olfactories.

If you think anything but a head-on collision with a dump truck is going to make him beautiful you're sadly mistaken.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#32
Quote by theguitarist
Put some butter on it if it's your birthday.


IT may be boring but it'll make you look beautiful and that is more important than some shoddy temporary satisfaction from indulging your taste buds and olfactories.


Don't you have to go sew some human pelts together or something?
#33
Quote by Fryer Mike
If you think anything but a head-on collision with a dump truck is going to make him beautiful you're sadly mistaken.



OH WOAH.


O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#34
Quote by Fryer Mike
If you think anything but a head-on collision with a dump truck is going to make him beautiful you're sadly mistaken.


Go fu©k yourself m0ron
#35
lol stop cussing at everyone, geeze.


do it again and you're gone.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#36
Hey man you have to admit it was pretty edgy.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#38
Quote by vai_wins
Yuor fu©kstock is a$$prone nutco©ker

Quote by vai_wins
[cough]®etard[/cough]

Quote by vai_wins

[cough]fu©king dou©hebag ®etard[/cough]

Quote by vai_wins
Go suck your moms dick you fu©king waste of space.

Why do you have to be like this?


Anyway, roast vegetables are gr8
go roast some vegetables, TS
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#39
Quote by theguitarist
lol stop cussing at everyone, geeze.


do it again and you're gone.


cant we keep him to laugh at the public display of immense stupidity
#40
Quote by theguitarist
lol stop cussing at everyone, geeze.


do it again and you're gone.


GO. FU©K. YOURSELF.

Bye all. Didnt know this place was patrolled by a basement dwelling sockfu©ker.
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