Would you rather be really good looking with a tiny penis or really ugly with a huge

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I am really good looking with a huge dick so this doesn't concern me

this is true for me too only Im not a female.
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I'd rather not be TS.
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I am really good looking with a huge dick so this doesn't concern me

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I don't consider myself attractive and my penis is below average. Do I win anything?
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If I was ugly with a huge penis I'd just use my penis to cover my ugly face. All that matters is that d.
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I'm content currently being disputably good-looking with an indisputably large penis lol.
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If I had to choose, I'd pick option 2. Then I'd wear a mask all the time because women would love the mystery. I know, I'm a genius.
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really ugly with a tiny dick

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If you're ugly, you're not getting any pussy, no matter how big that dick is. If you're sexy, you will be getting all the girls and they won't know about your mini wiener until it's too late, so who cares lol
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#16
There's a lot you can do to make yourself hot if you want to. There's not much you can do about a small penis except to get over it and eat more pussy beforehand (at that point, she won't care).
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#17
I'd happily take an inch or 2 off my penor for a smaller nose.

Oh and a small penis is better than a tight foreskin or short banjo string, fuck that shit.
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There's a lot you can do to make yourself hot if you want to. There's not much you can do about a small penis except to get over it and eat more pussy beforehand (at that point, she won't care).


Yeah, but penis enlargement surgery is a whole lot less of an undertaking than facial reconstruction surgery.
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Yeah, but penis enlargement surgery is a whole lot less of an undertaking than facial reconstruction surgery.

Why would you need facial reconstruction? Just work out a lot. All you need to do that is simply to do it (as long as you don't have a severe disability but then it's probably not just your looks/penis getting in the way of things) and then you're gold. Most straight women are willing to care less about your face if you're in really sexy shape and are a nice guy. They will probably be more turned off by the fact that you spent thousands of dollars reconstructing your face or penis than attracted by either of those factors.
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A girl isn't going to see your penis if she doesn't want to see your face. Period. (unless you're a porn star or something)

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I'm average to above average looking... my dick is rather small though.
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If you're ugly, you're not getting any pussy, no matter how big that dick is. If you're sexy, you will be getting all the girls and they won't know about your mini wiener until it's too late, so who cares lol

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#23
Well let's think about this for minute.

Being really good looking is something everyone will be able to see.
Having a huge dick is something probably only doctors and people you are going to have sex with able to see

Now, unless you fuck everyone you know, the first option covers more ground, so yeah.
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Why would you need facial reconstruction? Just work out a lot. All you need to do that is simply to do it (as long as you don't have a severe disability but then it's probably not just your looks/penis getting in the way of things) and then you're gold. Most straight women are willing to care less about your face if you're in really sexy shape and are a nice guy. They will probably be more turned off by the fact that you spent thousands of dollars reconstructing your face or penis than attracted by either of those factors.


I was envisioning a minor physical deformities and skewed proportions etc. I suppose it depends on how you interpret "tiny" and "really ugly".

EDIT: So, out of curiosity... you meet the most attractive male you've ever encountered in person and hit it off. Would you rather that:

A) He had a tiny manhood (say, 3-4").
B) His dick was a healthy size, but he'd had enlargement surgery (though it was done well, you couldn't tell by looking at it etc).
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Good looking with a small penis. There is more than one way to please a woman. Besides, there are toys and various other tools you can use to help out.
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If you're ugly, you're not getting any pussy, no matter how big that dick is. If you're sexy, you will be getting all the girls and they won't know about your mini wiener until it's too late, so who cares lol


Maybe it's just different here, but I have to disagree. One of my good friends is pretty damn ugly to the point where people talk about it, yet he effortlessly has girls flocking to him from time to time. I guess the part about him being a solid musician and being 6'2 or taller sort of makes up for it.. seriously, taller guys have a big advantage IMO. I'm like 5'8, average looking, average penis, average or below in everything else and I get to make out, maybe get boob every 4+ years if that.
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I was envisioning a minor physical deformities and skewed proportions etc. I suppose it depends on how you interpret "tiny" and "really ugly".

EDIT: So, out of curiosity... you meet the most attractive male you've ever encountered in person and hit it off. Would you rather that:

A) He had a tiny manhood (say, 3-4").
B) His dick was a healthy size, but he'd had enlargement surgery (though it was done well, you couldn't tell by looking at it etc).

Attractive like 'good-looking' or attractive like 'this dude is super awesome'? If he was really really cool and a good dude and just had some insecurity issues at some past point that he can talk about more readily now, I think I could be okay with being with someone with an enlargement surgery. Otherwise, I would definitely prefer a 3"-4" penis. Hell, I've already dated someone that small and it wasn't an issue at all until he started to act really weird about it. I came every time we had sex and I always enjoyed myself, but even months into the relationship he'd ask me if I was dissatisfied with him and I couldn't reason him out of it.

A good-looking dude is a perk, and I'm with the hottest guy ever right now, but he could look the same way he does and be half as smart and I wouldn't think he was hot.
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#30
Dicks are kinda gross looking anys, so ugly with a chode doesn't sound too good.
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#31
I'm fairly attractive and have a slightly over average size penis. That's probably the best one.

But if I had to choose, I'd choose ugly with a big dick. Women will go for personality (especially if you have money), but they will leave if they cannot be satisfied.
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Maybe it's just different here, but I have to disagree. One of my good friends is pretty damn ugly to the point where people talk about it, yet he effortlessly has girls flocking to him from time to time. I guess the part about him being a solid musician and being 6'2 or taller sort of makes up for it.. seriously, taller guys have a big advantage IMO. I'm like 5'8, average looking, average penis, average or below in everything else and I get to make out, maybe get boob every 4+ years if that.


He probably just has a lot of charisma.
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#33
I think I'd rather be slightly more attractive than normal and have a slightly smaller penis. Any well-endowed guy knows that you hurt women more than you'd like to admit because of it. Maybe I'm just finding the wrong women.
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Out of all the silly hypotheticals to decide between, this can be safely declared a stupid one.
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