Poll: Increase lung capacity pl0x
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Totally annoying
32 56%
Sometimes
19 33%
Totally kwl
6 11%
Voters: 57.
#5
Yeah my bro does that a lot...annoys the shit outta me.
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#7
My dad perpetually breathes at deafening levels. Ugh
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#11
Dude my dad makes a deep sigh with every breath ever

hippo noises sound so much more pleasant
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#12
Not really, depending on if you mean they have allergies or actually just breathing loudly. I really empathise with people breathing awkwardly because of a snotty nose or something, since I had it for ages and still do on occasion.
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#13
There's a guy who breathes really loudly in my Uni course and sometimes he sits next to me and I can't concentrate so I learn nothing in the lectures.
#14
I have asthma
could actually use an inhaler at the moment but my mum has it, and the chemist isn't open till monday so we're sharing till then
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#16
no judgement


because I sneeze so loud that people across the street can hear. it's not messy at all just really loud.
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#17
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no judgement


because I sneeze so loud that people across the street can hear. it's not messy at all just really loud.


I'm super self-conscious about that, I'd prefer to blow up a lung just to make the sneeze not sound at all than to sneeze loudly.
#18
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I'm super self-conscious about that, I'd prefer to blow up a lung just to make the sneeze not sound at all than to sneeze loudly.

I used to hold my sneezes in for the same reason but I stopped caring a few years ago because sneezing is so satisfying and I don't give a **** if other people go deaf because of it.
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#20
I bought this digitech pedal when I was in highschool years ago and watched this, and it was this vid that made hate loud breathers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgRlsxqd_4
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#21
I've been told I breathe loudly. I can't help it ;___;
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#22
I hate when people don't notice their nose is whistling.

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#23
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I used to hold my sneezes in for the same reason but I stopped caring a few years ago because sneezing is so satisfying and I don't give a **** if other people go deaf because of it.


I do it more because of something that happened to me... I used to sneeze loudly, but one day in the middle of a class I sneeze and I covered at least 50% of my face with snot and I had nothing to clean my self with... so yeah, **** sneezing loudly
#25
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Not as bad as people chewing with their mouths open, that shit drives me up the wall.

Oh, man. Agreed.
#26
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Not as bad as people chewing with their mouths open, that shit drives me up the wall.

This is really annoying because you can choose not to.
You can't choose not to breath loudly if that's how your body breathes.
#27
yeah! Fuck those asthma guys! How dare they!


I'm actually more annoyed when people chew gum with their mouth open, it's so damn obnoxious
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#28
The sounds old people make when eating together.

Cringe.
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#29
I don't mind loud breathing on the whole, but I ****ing hate those goddamn mouthbreathing apes. Like Eli Manning.

And chewing with your mouth open is a great way to make people judge you as stupid, annoying, and classless.
#30
I dare not raise any criticism with this figure I know, especially his breathing. He once choked one of my superiors to death without even laying his hands on the guy.

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#31
Once had a guy standing behind me on a train breathing like that. He had a cold, sounded like Jabba The Hutt being raped with a dildo. I pushed forward to escape (could still hear the cumpire though over the loud music on my headphones), he pushed forward too, had to grin and politely say "I'm really sorry, but could you please **** off away from me, if you keep snivelling in my ear I'm going to have those kill kill kill fantasies again and I don't want them to put me back in the hole". That somehow worked.
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#33
I mean, i'm cool with it, but the louder and louder thing is really funny and weird at the same time to me.

Now chewing with your mouth open makes me want to hunt them down for their skin.
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#34
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I dare not raise any criticism with this figure I know, especially his breathing. He once choked one of my superiors to death without even laying his hands on the guy.

#35
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People who chew with their mouth open. **** that noise.

This!
#36
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Oh. I'm mainly complaining about my sister, since she's a fat chode. She breathes like she's just gone and done a 20m freedive.

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#37
I breathe pretty loudly most of the time. I pretty much always breathe out of my mouth, my nose is useless and even louder. My cousin pointed it out this summer to me, doesn't really bother me as much as other people tho
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