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#1
Okay, so I just posted a facebook status asaking if anyone wanted to go out for frozen yogurt. However the first person to comment is the annoying twat nobody likes. He says he wants to go but I don't want him comming. How should I tell him he can't come?

I'm gonna end up going alone anyways
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#2
"no"
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#3
Or you could change the kid's life by taking him out with you, and showing him that someone out there believes in him, and he could remember this moment forever, and he could be a changed person and end up not committing suicide because you took him out.

Or just be a jerk. :/
#4
Go with him and change his ways.
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#6
Check the little box that says "don't share with the people on this list" and add him to it from now on.
#7
Invite him to an unused address and then suck his guts out with a modified vacuum cleaner and turn them into frozen yoghurt and eat them; he'll probably die from his injuries and your problem will be over.
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#9
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Check the little box that says "don't share with the people on this list" and add him to it from now on.

+1

But to fix your current situation, make up some lardass excuse not to be able to go, do as Thrill-house said and invite other people in about a week from now.
#10
Is no one going to address the problem that TS is fag?
Who posts invites in the news feed like some desperate pussy?
#11
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Or you could change the kid's life by taking him out with you, and showing him that someone out there believes in him, and he could remember this moment forever, and he could be a changed person and end up not committing suicide because you took him out.

Or just be a jerk. :/

This,
#13
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Okay, so I just posted a facebook status asaking if anyone wanted to go out for frozen yogurt. However the first person to comment is the annoying twat nobody likes. He says he wants to go but I don't want him comming. How should I tell him he can't come?

I'm gonna end up going alone anyways


Maybe you're apart of the "annoying nobody likes twat" with that attitude? Maybe you and that kid are on the same boat.

Just go with him, don't be an ass.
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#16
Why are you friends with someone you don't like anyway? That seems to kinda defeat the purpose of a friends list.
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#17
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He was the first to reply because he's very lonely. Be his friend. Or don't.



not to mention TS made the status asking for someone to hangout with so obviously he's just as lonely..
#18
Show his mum ur banga wobs then make some more bangs wobs by banging his mums wobs 2nite ye hmu if u agree
#20
Did you ever think about this possibility when you posted the status? Like, how do you even...?
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#22
Invite people for drinks, not frozen yoghurt

God sakes its Saturday night
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#23
Tell him nevermind I'm cancelling. Then repost your status but use that option to hide it from his feed. Pro dickery 101.
#24
Delete your Facebook.
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#25
FINE all I wanted was some goddamn yogurt but I ****ing guess not. PS if you want Jessica to go with you to the shitty ass frozen yogurt ****ING ASK HER you bitch
#26
I think you two will get along very well considering the type of status update you made is by people who nobody likes.

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#27
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like the comment but don't reply

that's what facebook etiquette seems to be

no, a like is an acknowledgement.


Just go though
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#28
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Delete your Facebook.


Absolutely this.
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#29
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Why are you friends with someone you don't like anyway? That seems to kinda defeat the purpose of a friends list.

My friends list can beat up your friends list, I'm super popular man 9 million friends and counting!
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#30
Ignore him
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#31
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FINE all I wanted was some goddamn yogurt but I ****ing guess not. PS if you want Jessica to go with you to the shitty ass frozen yogurt ****ING ASK HER you bitch

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#33
Ignore it. It's as if UG lacks the most basic of social skil- ...
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#35
You had time to make a pointless thread. You are the lonely, sad one, buddy.

You should be glad someone want's to hang out with you, asshole.
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#37
Well I don't know about you guys, but even if I was the kind of person who socialises by eating frozen yoghurt, I would not post an invitation on Facebook so that all 400 of my friends can see it and potentially respond, I would text a couple of friends who I would actually want to socialise with.
#39
Great TS has taken the first step to realising that you dont try to make dinner plans on facebook

Now you know you can send a mass text and choose the contacts you'd consider going with
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#40
You should ask people personally or privately via message or text or phone call if you don't want to pick up drifters.

This is what you get for people lazy and detached.
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