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#2
Hows about I hits yous upside the head or something, you wise guy?
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#4
Da fuck are you sayin?
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#5
m8, i dnt no tha plezur of acne doh

soz m8

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#6
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m8, i dnt no tha plezur of acne doh

soz m8

:'c

Ye neither I jus thought u mite enjoy the pun regardless tho sorrey it may not have had the same IMPACT for u as it could have yeh
#12
Here is a picture I drew of me and the zits I woke up with this morning:



luckily none of them are actually red and only the 3 on my forehead and the one next to my mouth remain and you can't see them unless you are kissing distance or something (ie how I look at myself in the mirror)

but I didn't go out today at all except to buy lunch and people saw me even though I took the most obscure hidden path possible and it felt bad because they all had perfect skin

I was too lazy to put on makeup though so it's partly my fault

now it's dark so I can go out again

tonight: BRING ON THE FACE MASKS

tldr: ye i agre m9
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#13
eh loads of people get spots

it's just dead skin cells and WBCs at the end of the day it just needs good hygiene to keep it down
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#14
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u jst put sudohcream on de sopt b4 u go 2 bd nd it goze awy ovrnite lms if u agro

hitin u up rite here m9
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#15
agre m8 its not disgustingly bad or anything but its enough to chip away at my confidence so yeh agree but not as muich as the picture tho
#17
You always say "hmu". The **** does it mean? And why can't you type like a normal person? I don't understand anything you do.
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#18
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You always say "hmu". The **** does it mean? And why can't you type like a normal person? I don't understand anything you do.
wut r u talkin bout u talkin like shakespear or sum old play like shit talk u a queer or smthn
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#19
I see SMH's retard speak has infected the populace now.
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#20
Quote by naedauuf
You always say "hmu". The **** does it mean? And why can't you type like a normal person? I don't understand anything you do.

y cnt u juste agre m8? r u sum cheky kunt hu is askeing 2 gt his gob smashhed in?

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I see SMH's retard speak has infected the populace now.

m8 its caled dogespeak nd who is shakeing my hed?
#22
You are all kids. You get acne when you are a kid. When you grow up, become an adult, with real world problems, and real LIFE experiences, you have more important things to worry about than how strangers perceive you. After you get over yourself and stop caring, strangely, acne tends to disappear.
#23
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I see SMH's retard speak has infected the populace now.

ur jus jelus u cant bend langwage 2 ur wil m8
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#24
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You are all kids. You get acne when you are a kid. When you grow up, become an adult, with real world problems, and real LIFE experiences, you have more important things to worry about than how strangers perceive you. After you get over yourself and stop caring, strangely, acne tends to disappear.

no, many adults have acne.
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#25
Quote by guitarxo
no, many adults have acne.


Gee, you don't say? Like yourself? So then we don't need to shun you like a leper, cause like you say, the shit affects hundreds of millions of people into their 90s?



Re-examine what I wrote the first time.
#26
Quote by SomeBlueKind
Gee, you don't say? Like yourself? So then we don't need to shun you like a leper, cause like you say, the shit affects hundreds of millions of people into their 90s?



Re-examine what I wrote the first time.

lol I'm no adult. But it doesn't automatically stop being a concern just because you're older.
cat
#27
Do you have to make a conscious effort to be a douche or is it just some kind of reflexive response to situations requiring interaction with other people?
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#29
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lol I'm no adult. But it doesn't automatically stop being a concern just because you're older.


Again, what I wrote went over your head. It's stops being a concern when you stop concerning yourself with it. This, again, tends to happen when other, more important, things enter your life.
#30
m8 i already hit u up that 1 time about that 1 thing but im gonna hit u up again cause im a m8 m8 yeh.
#31
I used to get a lot of acne, specially in my lower lips area. That's the whole reason why I decided to grow a bread actually, to cover most of them up. Lately though I don't get a lot, just the random forehead or cheek zit once in a while.
#32
Quote by SomeBlueKind
Again, what I wrote went over your head. It's stops being a concern when you stop concerning yourself with it. This, again, tends to happen when other, more important, things enter your life.

Implying that appearance isn't important
cat
#33
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recipe 4 purrfect dogeskin



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Quote by SomeBlueKind
Again, what I wrote went over your head. It's stops being a concern when you stop concerning yourself with it. This, again, tends to happen when other, more important, things enter your life.


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#34
I get zits because I'm gross. So Ye doge i agre.

I always think the girls in acne mess commercials are cute because they're the kinds I could've have got back in high school if I had half the confidence I do now.
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#35
I have perfect skin just drink lots of water.

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#36
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eh loads of people get spots

it's just dead skin cells and WBCs at the end of the day it just needs good hygiene to keep it down


Why do people speak when they're blatantly wrong?

How about dietary reasons, stress, allergens, those with excellent hygiene, those with poor hygiene who don't get acne?

There's a multitude of reasons people get acne, of which hygiene may be the least of the reasons why they get it.

You're just reinforcing a negative and misinformed stereotype.
#37
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Why do people speak when they're blatantly wrong?

How about dietary reasons, stress, allergens, those with excellent hygiene, those with poor hygiene who don't get acne?

There's a multitude of reasons people get acne, of which hygiene may be the least of the reasons why they get it.

You're just reinforcing a negative and misinformed stereotype.
You can get spots/acne for a number of reasons, indeed, but providing it isn't the stuff that needs steroid creams putting on it, daily scrubbing helps immensely.

So if you've got acne from X, cleaning will certainly help at least keep it on level.

Maybe I should have made that a little clearer.
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#38
I've never had acne, but I come out in spots almost instantly when I drink more than about two glasses of coke in a day. Only pure coke, mind - mixed with JD or rum I can drink as much as I like and not get spots.
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#39
To get rid of spots -

Immediately/overnight :
2% or more Benzoyl Peroxide Cream on the sucker

In general :
Face wash with cleanser w/ Salicylic Acid in it
LOTS OF MOISTURIZER so your face doesn't get dried out. Contrary to popular belief, it does NOT have to be oil-free, but try to stick to plant-based oils
Sleep
Avoid processed foods
Drink lots of water
Keep your hands/hair out of your face
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#40
Mine is weird. Sometimes it goes away if I don't wash my face for a whole day, other times that just makes it worse. I think it's mostly hormonal though so I can't really do anything about it. But I have really nice skin for most of the month
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