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#1
I've heard it in movies, I've heard people reference it in real life I know that their not talking about baseball. So my question is what are the actual bases?
#3
Whatever it is, I know Idontknow is on it.
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#4
First: Kissing with tongues
Second: Touching boobies with your hands, not brushing up against them accidentally or in a hug situation.
Third: The vagina comes into play
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#5
Go ask in the brony thread.
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#6
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First: Kissing with tongues
Second: Touching boobies with your hands, not brushing up against them accidentally or in a hug situation.
Third: The vagina comes into play
Home Run: Home Run.

Don't handjobs count as third base too?

Anyway, this is the correct answer. /thread
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#7
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Don't handjobs count as third base too?

Anyway, this is the correct answer. /thread
Nah. I'll just do that myself.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#8
I asked this ages ago too haha
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#10
first base: you get a warning

second base: you get banned

third base: you create a "wtf why am i banned" thread in the Banned forum and get ridiculed by self important mods (all of them, especially lolmnt)

home run: you go outside and experience the world

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#12
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First: Kissing with tongues
Second: Touching boobies with your hands, not brushing up against them accidentally or in a hug situation.
Third: The vagina comes into play
Home Run: Home Run.

this is correct
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#13
i thought third base is when she fingers your butt
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#14
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i thought third base is when she fingers your butt

correct. Also if she puts a carrot in your butt shes a keeper
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#16
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First: Kissing with tongues
Second: Touching boobies with your hands, not brushing up against them accidentally or in a hug situation.
Third: The vagina and/or penis comes into play
Home Run: Home Run.



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#17
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Don't handjobs count as third base too?

Anyway, this is the correct answer. /thread

Does anyone else hate handjobs, I let a girl give me one once and I thought she was gonna rip my foreskin off, never again.
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Does anyone else hate handjobs, I let a girl give me one once and I thought she was gonna rip my foreskin off, never again.

Was she Jewish?
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Does anyone else hate handjobs, I let a girl give me one once and I thought she was gonna rip my foreskin off, never again.

You're basing a whole sexual act everyone experiences off of one time?
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#21
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Does anyone else hate handjobs, I let a girl give me one once and I thought she was gonna rip my foreskin off, never again.

Are you sure it was a handjob and not assault & battery?

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#25
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Are you sure it was a handjob and not assault & battery?

I think it was a Bris.
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#26
Which is the one that leaves you a browned finger?
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#27
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Which is the one that leaves you a browned finger?

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#28
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Which is the one that leaves you a browned finger?

Definitely third.

Also, to the guy talking about not liking handjobs, your problem is that you have foreskin.

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#30
hm okay.

so third covers everything you do that doesn't involve genitals mashing into each other?

cause that's pretty broad. seems like you need some 3.1st base.
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#31
1st base is.anal.
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1st base is.anal.


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#36
what the hell? 3rd base is oral I dunno what half you are on about. 1st is kissing, 2nd is touching, 3rd is mouth to genitals, home plate is genitals to genitals.
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#37
We need more bases.
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#39
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Where would titwanks fall?

My first inclination was second base, but that tends to be the "dry humping" sort.

Since there are two sets of naughty bits in contact in the given scenario, I'd call it at least third base.
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#40
wait so if someone has a group thing with like a dozen guys and does everything but penetration, that's still third base?


this whole system is messed up.
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