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who the **** are you
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
I'm Crazy Sam.

I like guitar, video games, and reading novels.
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Hi, my name is MakinLattes.

I'm a Gemini with Gemini rising, 36-24-36. I collect dolphins! PM me for a good time
captain snazz
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
I'm that guy.
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit." - George Carlin
I'm Nelshizzle nice to meet you, and might I add that your breasts are quite succulent.
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
im ur alter ego
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
I'm Bob and it seems like I'm kind of in an identity crisis so I can't tell you much

Like I've made my thoughts so pure and interesting and honest but it's so rare I can express them at all and I'm getting frustrated 'cuz I don't know which one is me, yknow
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.

Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
whoever isn't having an identity crisis is lying
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Why is Whoomit's av so big.

Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Quote by LostLegion
It isn't? It's the same as everyone elses

Shut up, you limey.


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
I am the one who takes you there.
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway

Quote by kertets
Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
Quote by NarwhalG2G
I am the one who takes you there.

Madonna or Heroin?
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye


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I don't believe the Big Bang
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Hi! My name is Dave and I like to party.

Hi, I'm Kevin... I party.
I'm a music and science enthusiast. I've been playing guitar for 5 years or so and I'm majoring in physics. I also enjoy philosophy to a degree. I'm a curious individual, and I'm a pretty friendly person overall. Also quite honest and honest about who I am. I'm not sure what I want to do with my life but I do know I want to meet someone special and have a family and shit. Right now I'm trying to concentrate on bettering myself physically, musically, and intellectually all at once.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
Hi, I'm Mike, I love craft beer, hockey, and PRS guitars. I used to play nothing but metal music but I feel that severely limits my abilities to play with others and I'm on a personal quest to learn other genres of music. I love science, its ****ing mind blowing.
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Hi, I'm Kevin... I party.

no, i know for a fact you don't party

i'm the only one who parties, okay
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Hi, my name is Jake and I am the party
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
my name is ean and only a few users know me well despite all of the personal stuff i post.
My real life name is Steven Edelmann.
I like watching anime and listening to music and exercising and shit.
I'm leaving in a month to Americorps, and after serving there for a year I want to join the Marine Corps.
That's pretty much it.
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