#1
Hurdy Gurdy?

Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#3
no but im constipated
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#5
not often, to be honest
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
this seems pretty cool and i want one but i know i'll only play it for like 5 minutes and the cool factor will wear off so...
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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#13
It's like a less shittier version of the bag pipes.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
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It's like a less shittier version of the bag pipes.


Are suggesting that the bagpipes are shitty? Eh, mother****er?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void