#1
I've read my fair share of "letter to the editor" and other comments in public forums and I always seem to run into a phrase which has puzzled me. It seems any time an old person has something to say, regardless of the topic, always says, "I'm a senior citizen, and...". Most of the time the fact they are old has nothing to do with the topic at hand, "I'm a senior citizen and my dogs love beggin strips", or "I'm a senior citizen and I think they should fix the pot holes on main street".

Has anyone else noticed that, and if so, what's the deal?
#2
You're right
it is a dumb thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
I'm Hydra and I love writing a few words,
then pressing the enter key and writing more words than were on the previous line
#5
Quote by progdude93
I'm Hydra and I love writing a few words,
then pressing the enter key and writing more words than were on the previous line

what are you doing
one shouldn't use a comma
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
aflac
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#9
Quote by progdude93
I'm Hydra and I love writing a few words,
then pressing the enter key and writing more words than were on the previous line

I'm 28 years old
and I found that friggin hilarious
#10
thing and stuff
with the man and the extra pants.
Quote by BlackVoid
Every guitar and bass forum I've visited has some people chasing some magical tone that will shoot jizzing unicorns riding on a rainbow out of their amp.
#11
I'm in my first year of uni
I can drink all the alcohol I want and feel no repercussions right
#12
Quote by Bourbonstreet
I speak the truth.

no
you don't
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
This style of writing
can be called ultimate guitar Haiku style
Quote by BlackVoid
Every guitar and bass forum I've visited has some people chasing some magical tone that will shoot jizzing unicorns riding on a rainbow out of their amp.
#14
Hydraku
may be more apt
although it isn't quite the tortilla
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
I think that we all
have chosen to write like this at some point
There was a guy
Tortilla I think?
That would always write like this
Like poetry
#16
I don't have diabeetus, but the tomato thread was one of the greatest threads of all time.
#19
I like
this way of writing
I remember the guy
who wrote like this
all the time
I like it
cause it looks like a poem
Uncle aciD

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Do What Your Love Tells You
#20
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm a senior citizen
I can do whatever the hell I want.

You're Joshua Garcia
You have no privilege.
this house is bitchin
#21
As a mother
I find this just as annoying as you do
Quote by jimmy hendrix 2
Don't argue with my new deity.
#22
It's a compulsory preamble to warn readers that they are old and their opinions are therefore most likely retarded
🙈 🙉 🙊
#24
hope this turns into a poetry thread, espesh with that title. ironeh
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#26
Quote by JustRooster
You're 28 and still write this bad?

Methinks you have not seen my other posts
To be honest no thought went into the writing style.


But to answer your question
Yes
#27
Quote by JustRooster
You're 28 and still write this badly?

ftfy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
Oh sweet irony
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Stay classy, pit.
#29
i'm a Jake and i'm hungry for pizza.
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#30
i came into this
thread expecting it to be
a place where people could say
inane things and

do whatever they want.
CuSO4

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