#1
Aiight, so you wanna get laid, but your back hair is ruining your game?

You wanna get your mom to shave your back but she's out with her friends to curves?

So you ask your friend Steve to do it, but he says he'll only do it for a fiver? (Oh Steve, you jew)

Don't panic, I found the solution.




With this little beast I've noticed 74% more foaming at the gash.

My knees are 32% deeper in clunge.

So fellow carpet brethren - your woes end here.

Discuss hairy body parts.
#2
Quote by Philip_pepper
With this little beast I've noticed 74% more foaming at the gash.

My knees are 32% deeper in clunge.

Ugh. Just ugh.
#3
wow! a broken image can really solve all my problems?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
Quote by Philip_pepper
With this little beast I've noticed 74% more foaming at the gash.

My knees are 32% deeper in clunge.


Yeah I remember seeing my first episode of The Inbetweeners too.
#6
I don't think I've ever met a girl who was into body-hair-free guys. They've all said it would just be like sleeping with a 10 year old, or something along those lines.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#8
See... I've got a completely bald back, so that's not a problem.

But I've got such a hairy ass. It's ****ing awful. Feel like I have to shower after every shit.

Oh yeah, I do.
Silverburst
#9
you're supposed to light your back on fire, and go to the hospital once it starts hurting. the doctors will think you got in a terrible firey accident, but little do they know that your beautiful hairless burned back used to have hair on it.
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#11
I have the perfect amount of back hair. Not so much to seem gross but enough to not look like an effeminate little twinkie bitch.

And I have 70s porno chest hair.
#12
Quote by Seref
I have the perfect amount of back hair. Not so much to seem gross but enough to not look like an effeminate little twinkie bitch.

And I have 70s porno chest hair.


**** yeah! Everyone in the Pit should take pics of their chests and share it. TO THE TESTOSTERONE THREAD!

Quote by Insanity ninja
See... I've got a completely bald back, so that's not a problem.

But I've got such a hairy ass. It's ****ing awful. Feel like I have to shower after every shit.

Oh yeah, I do.


I used to be just like you. But that product up there is perfect for those hard to reach places.

Yes, even there.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Sep 13, 2013,
#15
My dad was really hairy and my mother hates body hair on men.

So fear not, hairy guys.

I have a hairy chest and really hairy legs, but otherwise, I'm fine.
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#16
I used to be just like you. But that product up there is perfect for those hard to reach places.

Yes, even there.


I'M SAVED
Silverburst
#19
Quote by macashmack
Just get it waxed/laser removed.



Man if laser wasn't expensive as shit i'd do it


https://kentuckylaserhairremoval.com/pricing/


Hair only grows on my lats for some dumb reason which i guess would be considered half back, so that's like $320
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Last edited by angusfan16 at Sep 13, 2013,
#23
Quote by Philip_pepper
Aiight, so you wanna get laid, but your back hair is ruining your game?

You wanna get your mom to shave your back but she's out with her friends to curves?

So you ask your friend Steve to do it, but he says he'll only do it for a fiver? (Oh Steve, you jew)

Don't panic, I found the solution.




With this little beast I've noticed 74% more foaming at the gash.

My knees are 32% deeper in clunge.

So fellow carpet brethren - your woes end here.

Discuss hairy body parts.
everything about this post makes me want to kick you in the nuts
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#24
Quote by Todd Hart
I don't think I've ever met a girl who was into body-hair-free guys. They've all said it would just be like sleeping with a 10 year old, or something along those lines.

A 10 year old with velcro as skin. Seriously stubble isn't a good thing.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#27
Quote by lolmnt
everything makes me want to kick you in the nuts


Edited for clarity...
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#28
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Edited for clarity...

I will fight you right now.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#30
Quote by VillainousLatin
I need this, for every pore in my legs 5 hairs grow out. Although the legs are not the worst part.... my ass looks like it belongs to Sasquatch or something.


My nickname was Sasquatch for a while... Due to my hairy ass. Major cockblock.
Silverburst
#31
Quote by lolmnt
everything about this post makes me want to kick you in your beautiful hairless nuts


Sure. They are smoooooth as eggs.
#32
Quote by Philip_pepper
Sure. They are smoooooth as 10-year olds with velco skin.

Fix't4u

#34
Quote by Insanity ninja
My nickname was Sasquatch for a while... Due to my hairy ass. Major cockblock.


If you've already got your trousers off a fail to see how you managed to **** things up.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#35
I like hairy dudes.

Trimming is nice. Getting rid of the hair altogether only seems helpful if you've got tattoos you want to show off. Nothing hotter than a hairy dude who owns it though.
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#36
Quote by Todd Hart
If you've already got your trousers off a fail to see how you managed to **** things up.


The nickname itself. My friends are dicks.
Silverburst
#37
lol hairy backs
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#38
Quote by vintage x metal
I like hairy dudes.

Trimming is nice. Getting rid of the hair altogether only seems helpful if you've got tattoos you want to show off. Nothing hotter than a hairy dude who owns it though.


I own it like a slave owner owns slaves.
#39
Quote by lemmyisgod97
Yeah I remember seeing my first episode of The Inbetweeners too.


as soon as I read the OP that's exactly what I thought of