#3
Happy birthday! Go hit them strip clubs and tell everyone there you just turned 21. Will get pussy,.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#5
Happ B-Day

I got you Chip Kelly for the Eagles.

IT ARRIVED EARLY!!!
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#6
Happy birthday! I got you a superior pop star.


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#7
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Happy birthday! I got you a superior pop star.


That's too great a gift to keep to yourself TS...
#11
happy birthday i hope it's better than the eagles but tbh that's not saying much




#12
Happy Birthday, Jako, I got you your own sweatshop:

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#13
happy birthday
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil