#1
I am tired of reading anime subtitles, and I hate english dubs.

Is there a way to learn a language in a day or two? Japanese is one of the hardest languages and I don't want to spend years studying it, and I can't move to Japan to get immersed in it, so is there like a cd that I can listen to in my sleep that will teach my brain japanese so I don't have to spend that long time studying?
#3
Real men watch foreign films without knowing the language.

On the other hand, real men don't watch anime, so I guess I can't help you.
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Is there a way to learn a language in a day or two?
I wish

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#5
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I am tired of reading anime subtitles,
What's wrong with subs? Nothing, that's what. It's not like you're missing out on anything most of the time.

and I hate english dubs.
Why does everybody act like dubs is the worst thing ever? It's really not, man. Quit hating.

Is there a way to learn a language in a day or two?
Seriously?
I hope that wasn't a literal question.

Obviously you're not going to learn jack in a day or two. It's a matter of applying yourself to your lessons and keeping that knowledge in your long term memory. Which, as the title would suggest, takes a lengthy amount of time. So to answer your question, no.

so is there like a cd that I can listen to in my sleep that will teach my brain japanese so I don't have to spend that long time studying?
Good god it gets worse.

Look, there is no shortcut to this, man. Especially not for Japanese. Just do some lessons and have some patience. It works. I promise.
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#7
Here's a better solution, stop watching anime.
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#8
Apparently if you move there and immerse yourself in their culture you'll have it licked in three months.
#10
I smell a troll.

But if you're not, learn the 2 alphabets so you have access to learning materials, learn the grammar, then go to town dissecting whatever is being said in the anime you're watching to learn the vocab.
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It takes an english speaker 1500 hours to learn the japanese language.


have fun.


That's way better than I would expect.
#18
Just walk around saying "kawaii" and "baka" and about 2 or three other random Japanese words and horribly mispronounce them badly. Then act like you're a genius on the language and you'll become exactly like every other weaboo.
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didn't expect this from you mack

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