b189
Banned
Join date: Sep 2013
22 IQ
#1
The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.

These same devices installed into your body create pain.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.
Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#2
Reported the government. Right now they are tracing your IP Address and will be knocking on your door shortly. Goodbye
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Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#5
Quote by b189
The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.

These same devices installed into your body create pain.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.


Noooooooooooooooooo!
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Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,110 IQ
#6
based on the title this was gonna be a good thread

but then
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#7
he's onto us

this 12-year-old was the first to figure it out. he's the chosen one. commence elimination
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Sikkii
Decider
Join date: Jun 2013
152 IQ
#8
LMAO i thought this was a cop/bullshit/gov't/rant thread!?


anyways, i remember the first time i got stoned...


it's even in the tires man, the tires..