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#1
THIS IS THE HAPPY THREAD: BE HAPPY OR **** OFF


Post shit stuff that makes you happy or relate happy memories.


If a mod closes this, I'll cry, a lot, just so you know the anguish you would cause.
#2
oh yeah

I'll go find something happy brb
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk


it's sad but it'll make you happy
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#5
I'll kick it off, when I held my first gf I felt really, giddily warm and nice, when I feel sad or angry I try to imagine that feeling and that cheers me up.

Also, weird al
especially his earlier stuff.
#6
or I'll be ninja'd twice, cool.


that makes me happy

EDIT: NOBODY SAW THAT TYPO,I'M PERFECT IN EVERYTHING, ALWAYS.
Last edited by strait jacket at Sep 15, 2013,
#7
That's how we roll

just change your OP to include that post and then you're a winner again
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
Quote by strait jacket
or I'll be ninja'd twice, cool.


that makes me happy

EDIT: NOBODY SAW THAT TYPO,I'M PERFECT IN EVERYTHING, ALWAYS.



*totally doesn't point out the title*
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#10
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
*totally doesn't point out the title*

*Looks*


Fuck

so la vie

Nothing will bring me down when I'm in the HAPPY THREAD.


*proofreads post 10 times before hitting submit reply button.*
#12
I also said "Post shit stuff that makes you happy" in the OP, I always type well when I'm drunk, but I think tonight I'm too drunk, if indeed anyone really can be too drunk.
#13
Quote by strait jacket
I also said "Post shit stuff that makes you happy" in the OP, I always type well when I'm drunk, but I think tonight I'm too drunk, if indeed anyone really can be too drunk.


Come on you lived in australia you of all people should know there's no such thing as too drunk
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#14
Actually you can be too drunk, bon scott was too drunk.


#ripdimebag




this threads working for me anyway.
#15
Yeah plus I suppose if you ever went to northbridge when you were here you'd see too drunk as well

still listening to nofx?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#16
Boobs and booze makes me happy
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#17
Nope, it tenacious D time at the moment.

We are the D!


And dude, I still live in australia, I'm on the sunshine cost right now, did a show and pulled the tent down today, 22 people at today's show, which was much better than yesterdays 19, kinda.
#18
here are some pictures of a pet fox to make you smile

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#19
Quote by Banjocal
here are some pictures of a pet fox to make you smile

I would love a pet fox.

Last edited by whoomit at Sep 15, 2013,
#20
That's one adorable fox, it's the friendly look of a dog with the floppsy cuteness of a cat.
+1
#21
Quote by strait jacket
Nope, it tenacious D time at the moment.

We are the D!


And dude, I still live in australia, I'm on the sunshine cost right now, did a show and pulled the tent down today, 22 people at today's show, which was much better than yesterdays 19, kinda.


Nice

and oh shit I thought you left australia


and yeah the extra 3 people makes a huge difference, that's almost a 16% increase from the last gig!
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
Quote by whoomit
I would love a pet fox.

People find the idea of having them as a pet weird but they are so awesomdorable.

here's a happy song to go with the happy fox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hG5pmTgj94

mood elevating drugs may also help.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#23
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Nice

and oh shit I thought you left australia


and yeah the extra 3 people makes a huge difference, that's almost a 16% increase from the last gig!

actually we had a a few ladies who whooped really loud through the whole show, so it felt like a big crowd.
and the whooping when I come out with no shirt on was nice.
#24
Quote by strait jacket
actually we had a a few ladies who whooped really loud through the whole show, so it felt like a big crowd.
and the whooping when I come out with no shirt on was nice.


nice man


did you get any of their numbers?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#25
Quote by Banjocal
People find the idea of having them as a pet weird but they are so awesomdorable.

here's a happy song to go with the happy fox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hG5pmTgj94

mood elevating drugs may also help.

the drugs help enormously, thanks for the tip man.

I am in my happy place, but there's more hair than I thought.


rereading that, it makes no sense, but I thought it was funny at the time so whatever.
#26
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
nice man


did you get any of their numbers?

No, that would require social skills, whereas I have a series of grunts that I emit whenever I intend to speak.

I am however living across the road from a inner city nightclub for the next 2 weeks so heres hopin' I meet someone dumb enough to want to **** me.

can girls **** guys?
or is it only the other way around?
what about lesbians?
discuss.
#27
Quote by strait jacket
No, that would require social skills, whereas I have a series of grunts that I emit whenever I intend to speak.

I am however living across the road from a inner city nightclub for the next 2 weeks so heres hopin' I meet someone dumb enough to want to **** me.

can girls **** guys?
or is it only the other way around?
what about lesbians?
discuss.


getting a number requires minimal social skills just courage

and yeah man, sounds like you'll be drunk for 2 weeks?

pretty sure girls can **** guys too, I don't see any reason they couldn't

are you talking about with their vagina or a strap on?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#28
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
getting a number requires minimal social skills just courage

and yeah man, sounds like you'll be drunk for 2 weeks?

pretty sure girls can **** guys too, I don't see any reason they couldn't

are you talking about with their vagina or a strap on?

I also lack courage,l I made every girl I've ever had chase me around and have them pick me up, that's how gutless I am, if I didn't have big muscles I'd never get girls.


And au naturale vagina for me thanks. I'll provide the dick if it's needed.
#30
Quote by strait jacket
I also lack courage,l I made every girl I've ever had chase me around and have them pick me up, that's how gutless I am, if I didn't have big muscles I'd never get girls.


And au naturale vagina for me thanks. I'll provide the dick if it's needed.


yeah then I'm still pretty sure chicks can **** dudes with just their vagina


and yeah I don't have big muscles so it's up to me to do all the hard work
unfortunately i'm lazy as shit

hard work is hard... but I do plan on asking a chick out next week
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#31
Lesbians make me
HAPPY
*sparkles and fairy dust floating on the breezes' ebb and flow, in a beautiful forest opening filled with adorable animals and friendly, sentient plant life..jpg*
#32
I'm not a huge fan of lesbians

They wouldn't want to have sex with me, And they could probably beat me armwrestling ;_;


but strait women that partake in lesbionics make me happy
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#33
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I'm not a huge fan of lesbians

They wouldn't want to have sex with me, And they could probably beat me armwrestling ;_;


but strait women that partake in lesbionics make me happy

true, but I find that everyone's everything if they're drunk and horny enough in my experience.

and you should clearly lift more bro.
#34
I should lift more I know D:
But I'm becoming more and more lethargic as time goes on, and it's tough to motivate myself


and I've never been drunk enough to think a dude was hot
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#35
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I should lift more I know D:
But I'm becoming more and more lethargic as time goes on, and it's tough to motivate myself


and I've never been drunk enough to think a dude was hot

Well maybe I just hang around especially hunky guys

And you should get a job with some showmen if you want to get fit, setting up and operating and pulling down a dodgems cars or ferris wheel is a great workout.

and then you can offer the special "ride for a ride" deal for pretty girls, that actually works, I've seen guys get blowjobs just so a girl got on a $10 dollar ride for free.
#36
Quote by strait jacket
Well maybe I just hang around especially hunky guys

And you should get a job with some showmen if you want to get fit, setting up and operating and pulling down a dodgems cars or ferris wheel is a great workout.

and then you can offer the special "ride for a ride" deal for pretty girls, that actually works, I've seen guys get blowjobs just so a girl got on a $10 dollar ride for free.


holy shit man, a ride for a ride

That god for sluts

and I don't actually think I know 1 buff dude


Oh I know 1 guy but I haven't seen him since hs
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#37
like actually seen it, with my eyes and their penis and everything.

...


I think the gay thread has changed me, I think I like it.
#38
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
holy shit man, a ride for a ride

That god for sluts

and I don't actually think I know 1 buff dude


Oh I know 1 guy but I haven't seen him since hs

next time the royal show is on hit up the showies (carnies for the uninitiated) for a job and let the pussy flow.
#39
Quote by strait jacket
like actually seen it, with my eyes and their penis and everything.

...


I think the gay thread has changed me, I think I like it.


I've seen my roomates dick once, He flashed me on purpose ;_;
but I had a friend standing next to me

And my friend did the little 'aww look at the little cute guy look how small he is d'aawwwwww '

and my roomate got all shy about it

I haven't posted in the gay thread in ages

Quote by strait jacket
next time the royal show is on hit up the showies (carnies for the uninitiated) for a job and let the pussy flow.


a genius plan
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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