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#1
After a recent revival if the "UG Roommate" thread I've decided that it would be nice to have an updated version where, instead of picking people who I thought would be qualified Roommate candidates, I would let you guys submit a "resume". Top 10 resumes will be put into the "UGR 2.0" thread(poll options don't allow for more).

The rules and regulations of your submission are easy, as the following example goes:

Picture(not required/please avoid using spoiler tags):


Pros list:
1) Always has good pot that I love to share

2) Doesn't eat very much but loves to cook(my guacamole will blow your mind)

3) Has a decent amount of attractive friends(most of which are single)

4) Is down for outdoors stuff always and down to play video games always

Cons list:
1) Can turn anything into a debate(especially if you bring up religion)

2) Leaves personal items laying all about(DVDs, music equipment, clothes, pipes, records, ect...)

3) Stays up all night doing artworks and watching movies

4) Lets dishes pile in the sink until I HAVE to do them(I rinse them so they don't get gross)

Just submit your "resume" in the fashion as seen above.

Submit&Discuss
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Last edited by HypernovaGlow at Sep 16, 2013,
#2



Whudup im a cat


Pros:
Ill keep your face warm at night
Ill kill your mice
Ill sleep all day
Ill let you pet me (for a small fee)
Im cute as ****

Cons: cats don't have cons
Sail upon the open skies
#3
No.

Edit: Okay fine.



Pros:

. Keeps to themselves
. Empathetic
. Half the time you'll forget I'm even there
. Not obnoxious like most roommates are

Cons:

. Doesn't like personal space being invaded
. Doesn't like parties
. Actually goes to university halls of residence to study IE. boring
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#5


Pros:

1) International rudeboy

2) Skeng supplier

Cons:

1) Will have to rumble sick wobs through your bedroom wall 24/7 coz i'm bout dis music game

2) Under the illusion that I am a black man
#6
Picture of me



Pros:

1) I like to clean things that aren't disgusting (ie: dishes, laundry, vacuuming, etc. I will not kill/remove bugs though you must do it yourself. I will alert you to the presence of bugs by screaming.)

2) I'm really fun and nice and I like to eat so we can eat good food together

edit: I also like to cook but I don't know if I'm good at it you tell me. I like to read so if you do too we can share books. I like clubbing so if you do too we can go together.

Cons:

1) I'm pretty moody, not just in a PMS way (actually I don't really get PMS so that is a pro) but all the time every single day. Usually I will just stay in my room if I feel that way so if you want someone to talk to 24/7 too bad.

2) I dance in the living room in the middle of the night and will possibly play loud music to go with it. but I'm such a pushover if you even glare at me gently or something I will never come out of my room after 10 pm again.
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Last edited by guitarxo at Sep 16, 2013,
#7
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You look like someone born down-wind of Chernobyl trying to do the YMSA.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#8
Quote by Todd Hart
You look like someone born down-wind of Chernobyl trying to do the YMSA.

yeah but dat pout

#9
Quote by Todd Hart
You look like someone born down-wind of Chernobyl trying to do the YMSA.

Ah yes, the YMSA. That third step's always the trickiest.
#10
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
Ah yes, the YMSA. That third step's always the trickiest.

#11
Now you look like a cat's anus.

Plus your eyes don't quite align.

I'm totally less aroused by you than usual right now.

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Ah yes, the YMSA. That third step's always the trickiest.


It was the ancient Egyptians' favourite part.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Last edited by Todd Hart at Sep 16, 2013,
#12
Eh, why not.

Me


My Dog


Pros list

1) Can cook pretty well

2) Keeps the house clean

3) I have a lot of pain pills

Cons list

1) Listens to music and plays games loud during the day

2) Gets pissed if you don't pull your weight

3) Hates Cats

4) Can be stingy
Last edited by Thrill-house at Sep 16, 2013,
#13
Quote by angusfan16



Whudup im a cat


Pros:
Ill keep your face warm at night
Ill kill your mice
Ill sleep all day
Ill let you pet me (for a small fee)
Im cute as ****

Cons: cats don't have cons

I want to live with you but I think mice are cute (not as cute as you though) so could you kill something else instead please?
cat
#14
Pros:

Pretty chill and reasonable, if I am upset I won't lash out at you for it unless it's your fault, I don't really yell though
Clean up after myself
I don't really do anything that annoys people
We can watch movies and eat pizza and play games all day but only if you want
I don't really leave the house

Cons:
I don't really leave the house
I might get boring if we don't vibe all that well
Takes long showers
Can't cook at all
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#15
I just updated the OP. Pictures aren't required but will probably help your chances, and can we avoid using spoiler tags for the images? Just use tags from a direct link without the spoiler thing, please.
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#16


Pros:
-Neurotic
-Paranoid
-Totally inadequate
-Completely insecure

Cons:
-Frugal
-Being in the pool
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#17
Quote by guitarxo
I want to live with you but I think mice are cute (not as cute as you though) so could you kill something else instead please?



Sure, i'll kill spiders instead
Sail upon the open skies
#19


Pros:
  • Compulsively hygienic, will clean anything except things with meat on them
  • Doesn't like fun and consequently does not regularly engage in activities generally considered fun (read: having parties until ridiculous o'clock while you're trying to work)
  • Nice hair (you can touch it if you want as long as you're not too heavy handed)


Cons:
  • Hair gets everywhere (not really a problem cos of pro #1)
  • Will get annoyed at you if you don't clean your meat-covered bullshit



Question: is 'roommate' just american for flatmate or do you actually have to share a room with someone?
Last edited by captainsnazz at Sep 16, 2013,
#20
Yeah, same as flatmate. You just share common living space but you have separate rooms.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

Quote by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
#23
Pros: likes to talk about music and shit, generally clears up, generous, can cook, keep to myself, will do anal

cons: a bit of an arsehole, hair gets everywhere like a dog or something, usually up obscenely late

I couldn't find a recent picture other than ridiculous tumblr selfies so here's me now

Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY ♂♂♂
Last edited by Banjocal at Sep 16, 2013,
#25
Pros:
-Freestyles to afro beats
-Not a fascist

Cons:
-I am a fascist
-I can't freestyle to afro beats

EDIT: I own a big George Forman grill and can actually freestyle to most other forms of black music except afro beats, I also think I'm a black man.
Last edited by jaybsp at Sep 16, 2013,
#26


Pros:

~Pays bills on time

~Doesn't mess with your stuff

~Has a good eye for decorating

~Doesn't give a crap about whatever weird shit you do/are into as long as it's legal

~Wears headphones so you don't have to listen to his crappy music

Cons:

~Drugs and other illegal crap is a no-no. No problem with it morally, but accessory charges and confiscated property = bad.

~Bizarre facial disfigurement causes inconvenient medical needs, particularly when it comes to eating

~Throws a fit if you play your music loud

~Talks through notes

~Will punch you in the face if you talk during football, unless it's a commercial break or a timeout
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#27
OP updated. Top ten will be accepted due to limited poll options.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

Quote by progdude93
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#28
Picture:
Attached

Pros:
Just look at that sexy face.
Humorous, and good for a laugh

Cons:
Loves musical theatre. Will probably sing showtunes to himself alot
Jokes are hit and miss, so beware.
Attachments:
mask ben.bmp
Musical Theatre! *jazz hands*


...what am I doing on this site...
#29


pros: chill

cons: poor




#30
Pros:
- Nothing

Cons:
- Has the personality of a wet cardboard box.
- Has to be forced to say more than two words.
- Has no opinion on any subject.
- Has partial blindness and will bump into things if not careful.
- Extremely uncomfortable around people.
- Avoids any type of physical contact.
- Has no inflection in voice, thus speaks in a way that makes Steven Wright sound like someone on speed.
- Never argues over anything.
- Will leave at the first sign of argument, conflict or violence......

#32
Pros:
-Keep very much to myself.
-Drug friendly
-Happy to lend you money, cigarettes, etc.
-I won't stand over you counting how many breaths you take in your sleep.

Cons:
-Strange sleep schedule
-Wake me up or disturb me while I'm busy and I will chew your face off.
-Steal my bread and I will headbutt you in the esophagus.
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#33
Quote by whoomit
Pros:
Will make beer/wine/moonshine.
Chill and funny in real life.

Cons:
Spends too long in the bathroom (not on image).
Has pet rats (this may also be considered a pro).


I'll take you

when do you move in.

Quote by entity0009
Pros:
-Keep very much to myself.
-Drug friendly
-Happy to lend you money, cigarettes, etc.
-I won't stand over you counting how many breaths you take in your sleep.

Cons:
-Strange sleep schedule
-Wake me up or disturb me while I'm busy and I will chew your face off.
-Steal my bread and I will headbutt you in the esophagus.


I'll take you too.
ayy lmao
#34
Pros:
Chill and fun
Good sense of humor
Quiet
Loves doing outdoors stuff
Most likely likes your favorite movies, shows, games, music.
Has a pretty sweeeeeet entertainment set up if that's your thing
Can cook
Will eat practically anything
Finds cleaning relaxing


Cons:
I don't party a lot, but I'm not against it.
I will mock you if you like The Big Bang Theory. (It's just gonna happen)
Watches needless amounts of sports coverage
Listens to music loudly
Exercises a lot ( don't know if that's a con but I suppose it could get annoying)
Screams at TV while watching football
Am really competitive
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Sep 16, 2013,
#37
Quote by WCPhils
Pros:
Chill and fun
Good sense of humor
Quiet
Loves doing outdoors stuff
Most likely likes your favorite movies, shows, games, music.
Has a pretty sweeeeeet entertainment set up if that's your thing
Can cook
Will eat practically anything


Cons:
I don't party a lot, but I'm not against it.
I will mock you if you like The Big Bang Theory. (It's just gonna happen)
Watches needless amounts of sports coverage
Listens to music loudly
Exercises a lot ( don't know if that's a con but I suppose it could get annoying)
Screams at TV while watching football
Am really competitive

Are you okay with The Office(British or American)?
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CHIMPS>WOLVES

Quote by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
#38
Quote by HypernovaGlow
Are you okay with The Office(British or American)?

Love both
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#39
Quote by WCPhils
Love both

We'd probably get along fine as long as you don't mind someone who leaves stuff laying around.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

Quote by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
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