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#1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/cliteracy_n_3823983.html

Campaign for 'cliteracy'. Informative and pretty lolzy.


The clitoris, described as the only human body part that exists solely for pleasure, is not merely a little "button" hidden between a woman's legs, but rather a large, mostly internal organ many people don't know about, Wallace explains.


In 1998, Australian urologist Helen O’Connell published a paper in the Journal of Urology describing the sheer scope and size of the clitoris. She wrote that the unerect clitoris, most of which is not visible, could be up to 9 centimeters long -- longer, as some have described it, than an unerect penis.



I did not watch the video since I'm at work.
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#6
right ok then

the "phallusy" post was brilliant
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#7
^ that was some punny shit


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All I'm getting from this is that "clit rodeo" is gonna become part of my vocabulary in a big way.

I once had a long conversation with the guys from DT about whether or not you could swordfight with a clit. Maybe this goes along with 'riding' one.


Needless to say, bits of that conversation were sigged for longer than I ever intended
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#9
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I once had a long conversation with the guys from DT about whether or not you could swordfight with a clit. Maybe this goes along with 'riding' one.


Needless to say, bits of that conversation were sigged for longer than I ever intended

Did you all come to a conclusion? I need to know otherwise I'm gonna be up drawing diagrams all night.
#10
"My wife has the largest external one I have ever encountered. It is a sheer joy playing with that thing. Compared to others I have played hers is enormous and easy to manipulate and play with."

Go on....
#11
what's a clit?
*-)
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#13
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Did you all come to a conclusion? I need to know otherwise I'm gonna be up drawing diagrams all night.

I think we agreed that it's all about how you wield it

My bff used to crotch-tap me when he was annoyed. That was pretty hilarious, as he's a foot taller than me, and also best friends with my fiance.
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#14
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what's a clit?


I think its British slang for banana peel.
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#16
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I think we agreed that it's all about how you wield it

My bff used to crotch-tap me when he was annoyed. That was pretty hilarious, as he's a foot taller than me, and also best friends with my fiance.

I still don't know. I think I'm gonna have to run some trials in the near future.

Will report results.
#18
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I think we agreed that it's all about how you wield it

My bff used to crotch-tap me when he was annoyed. That was pretty hilarious, as he's a foot taller than me, and also best friends with my fiance.

But you actually really enjoyed it?
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#19
I prefer the Mulva
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#20
All I know is nobody makes their girl come from vaginal penetration except maybe a small 2%. The g spot is basically the underside of the clit and is only goin to be felt if you give your girl an amazing full body massage to stimulate her entire body. Learn how to go down on your girl and shel return the favor. Spell the alphabet on her clit but only after to finish her off. Start out big and wide some nibbling some kissing and eventually bring it all together. Spend 3/4 minutes stimulating and the last direct abcs.
#21
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But you actually really enjoyed it?

I enjoyed it enough to instinctively punch him in the gut, yes.
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#22


I was actually being kind of serious. I've heard of women getting turned on from a blow to the cooch.
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#23
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I prefer the Mulva

dolores > mulva
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#25
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I prefer the Mulva
i like u
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#26
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I was actually being kind of serious. I've heard of women getting turned on from a blow to the cooch.

Eh maybe if it was a lady friend. My dude friend was just being a doucher. I'd get some heat from a tap on the butt, but that's far enough away from the whole shebang for me to not immediately freeze up.
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#27
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All I know is nobody makes their girl come from vaginal penetration except maybe a small 2%. The g spot is basically the underside of the clit and is only goin to be felt if you give your girl an amazing full body massage to stimulate her entire body. Learn how to go down on your girl and shel return the favor. Spell the alphabet on her clit but only after to finish her off. Start out big and wide some nibbling some kissing and eventually bring it all together. Spend 3/4 minutes stimulating and the last direct abcs.

lmao
#29
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All I know is nobody makes their girl come from vaginal penetration except maybe a small 2%. The g spot is basically the underside of the clit and is only goin to be felt if you give your girl an amazing full body massage to stimulate her entire body. Learn how to go down on your girl and shel return the favor. Spell the alphabet on her clit but only after to finish her off. Start out big and wide some nibbling some kissing and eventually bring it all together. Spend 3/4 minutes stimulating and the last direct abcs.

You could also just pretend you're savoring a philly cheesesteak.

Clits are ridiculously easy to stimulate; if anything, it's difficult not to overstimulate them. Why someone would choose not to work them is lost to me.
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#31
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what's a clit?
I hate South Park but
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#33
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So even all women have a bigger schlong than me?



It's okay. You just have to lift the hood and check the engine.


With your tongue.
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#34
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It's okay. You just have to lift the hood and check the engine.
With your tongue.



but yeah
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#35
^ omg
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#36
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lmao

Is what your girlfriend is doing if you think that was a joke post. Not everyone has the common knowledge of what to do in sex. It's a weird environment. Guys ask why does it seem like I enjoy it more than her? Well cuz apparently the world doesn't know why a clit is or what to do with it. A simple lick of the thumb and gentle circle movements during sex will do wonders.
#37
When I was 14 or 15, a guy laughed at me because I didn't know what a clitoris was.
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#38
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I think I've seen that.

Is that the documentary where the guy is caught wanking over another guy's car?
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#39
Probably. All I know is that watching a creepy guy with a bear hat wipe a pube off a chassis s precious.
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#40
i don't have a clit and neither do some women which is why there needs to be more publicity about the horrors of female genital mutilation
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