#1
I already did the regular self-check. No lumps, not excruciating enough to be torsion, but it still is very awful and at the point of making me feel like throwing up.


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#2
What kind of pain is it?
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#3
Definitely ask the pit
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#5
Yea any pain in the testes would concern me, especially if it is long-lasting and pronounced enough to make you feel sick. And even moreso if no external injury caused it.

I'd get that checked out.
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#8
You probably just masturbated too much.
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#10
Well there's your problem.
Mmmhmm. Clear as day.

Those aren't balls, that's a vagina.
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#12
Have you previously experienced a torsion? I had one in recent weeks, and any semblance of a lump wasn't noticeable until a couple of hours in, despite the pain being quite pronounced. I'd recommend heading to a medical center as soon as you can, lest your ball dies.
#13
Serious response, maybe the muscle that holds the testies up is really loose (too much heat maybe?) causing them to bump into each other. It depends on how it's hurting. Like, walking around, sitting or lying down, is it continuous, reccurent, sharp, heavy, I don't know. Be specific.
#14
"Pain in my groin to the point of making me feel like I'm going to throw up? I better ask a guitar forum's off-topic section!"

Go to a doctor. If nobody's open in your timezone, go to the emergency room. Better safe than sorry, and this doesn't sound like something you can sleep through.
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#18
Yup, self-castration is the only option



Get to it.

Serious now:

Are you serious? Don't be so foolish as to ask the pit to play doctor, go tell your mother
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#20
Maybe a pulled groin? Blue bawls?
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#22
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#24
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#26
a picture would be helpful.
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#27
Chop them off obviously...

EDIT: Chop them off, and get a vagina. Gotta love vaginas...
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#28
Blue balls? Have you recently had a boner, or many consecutive boners, over a long period of time without doing anything about it?


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#29
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"Pain in my groin to the point of making me feel like I'm going to throw up? I better ask a guitar forum's off-topic section!".


To be honest, the pain's gone now (finally). I felt sure it wasn't torsion or blue balls so to help me fight through it I had to ask the pit and get some of your classic responses.
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#30
Did you sit on them? I do that sometimes
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#33
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Did you sit on them? I do that sometimes

How often is sometimes. If it's like several times a week or something then you must be over 40. In which case, my condolences
#34
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I already did the regular self-check. No lumps, not excruciating enough to be torsion, but it still is very awful and at the point of making me feel like throwing up.


is it cansur

Unfortunately, the Pit is not your doctor...

Call your regular family doctor, if you want a real opinion.

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#35
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