#4
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
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^someone just shoop'd sam on sam


That's some dangerous shit, he could've crashed the internet.
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#15
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Wasn't really paying attention to what was happening in the Pit until just now. I think I figured it out, though.

Sam is zombies.


It's actually quite genius, he necros all these zombie threads, making everybody in the Pit feel anxious as if something is happening in real life that includes zombies. Once the mood was set, he strategically posts this thread with the vague title of "important developments" which naturally gave everybody in the Pit the thought that it might be about the zombies, and that something might have happened in real life that has something to do with zombies. Because of this, everybody clicked on this thread out of curiosity, thus increasing the maximum view counts.

This is all a part of his diabolical plan to defame Sam, and make everyone think he's a zombie.
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