#2
Do you mean, what disgusting things have we done living alone?

Mate, I went months without cutlery. Used to spread butter with a ruler
#3
I was on the Bachelorette.
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#4
At first I didn't get the picture, then I chuckled.
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#7
Opening bottles on the side of a coffee table or with my keys because I was too lazy to buy a bottle opener. >____>

Also, back when I was a freshman living in my university's dorms everyone would wash their dishes and utensils in the restroom sinks because we didn't have a kitchen. Those sinks were way gross.
#8
I am usually a very domestic-minded person. these are isolated incidents

drank tea out of a bowl
stole TP and dettol from public restrooms
ate cereal (with milk) with my hands
used highlighters as chopsticks
didn't have a tea strainer or tea bags so I picked all the tea leaves out with a spoon and a pair of tweezers
until a few days ago, lived in filth. my room is always beautiful but the living room/bathroom were disgusting and I didn't want to be the only one cleaning and no one else did anything about it. giant clumps of hair everywhere :c
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#9
I'm a pretty clean person. But I have eaten food off the ground.

And I really need to wash my sheets.
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#10
Ate my cereal out of a cup because I couldn't be bothered drying a bowl. Yeah, I'm hardcore like that.
#13
Pissed in jugs Trailer Park Boys-style because too lazy to leave room.
#15
same clothes for weeks, axe instead of washing
bathe in sink for entire winter (the coin shower was on the freezing ass roof)
no fridge--store eggs on freezing cold windowsill
ash on the carpet? don't vacuum, just rub it in.
same bongwater for months
clean resin, wipe on endtable for indefinite storage
no clean cups? order pizza combo (comes with free cup)
no clean plates? use old pizza box.
no clean bowls? order pizza combo (comes with free cup)
same jizz-sock for months. get's gross. switch to jizz-towel system
speaking of towels, same shower towel for a year. there might have been some overlap with the jizz-towel.

... but I live with a girl now... I miss the good ol' days...
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#16
does 'pee at the poop stain at the back of the toilet and feel proud for "cleaning" it' count?
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#17
Made a few roll ups out of a full ashtray because I was too lazy to go to the shops
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Made a few roll ups out of a full ashtray because I was too lazy to go to the shops

i feel ya there, partner. its a hard life. i even rolled up old butts with receipt papers before
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#20
when we lost electricity in our house, i turned the top of a broken Skyy vodka bottle into a candle holder. Twas pretty brilliant.

it felt like i was walking around with this:

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