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#1
This girl I've been on and off with for a long time, I hung out with her on Monday and everything was fine.
I didn't talk to her on Tuesday or Wensday and then I woke up this morning to a Tweet saying "What the **** is your problem? Seriously?! Wtf?!" And I was confused so I text her asking why she's mad at me and she said, "I called a million times and you never answered me orbreturmes my calls" and I haven't received a single missed call? So... Can anyone make any sense of this? Advice?
#2
You'll have to lie to her. Tell her that your mum was in hospital on deaths bed or something intense. She'll love you for your loyalty to family.
#4
She's a girl. Good luck getting an explanation.
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#5
/orbreturmes
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#10
Try confirming she has the correct number? Show her your call history? Try turning your phone off and on again? (This fixes mine when shit stops coming through)
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#11
I texted her and told her "when? I didn't receive any calls." To no reply lolololo. I did screen shot my call history for later proof during an argument.
#12
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Tell her what you just told us. And show her your call history so that she knows you're not bullshitting.

This. You know, like any other reasonable person would settle a misunderstanding.
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#13
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I texted her and told her "when? I didn't receive any calls." To no reply lolololo. I did screen shot my call history for later proof during an argument.

The problem is you were too polite in the text. You need to say something like:

m8 u wot? do u evn lift?

etc. Make sure to throw in some good profanity, and threats about stabbing and whatnot.
#14
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The problem is you were too polite in the text. You need to say something like:

m8 u wot? do u evn lift?

etc. Make sure to throw in some good profanity, and threats about stabbing and whatnot.

Damn! I can't believe I forgot death threats and to question her physical exercise habits!!!! I'm a fool!
#17
She actually wants the d

That's just her telling you without actually telling you.
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#18
"I'm really sorry babe. I don't get the best signal at my crib. I didn't get any calls. Lets hangout today I'll make it up to you".


You can add xo's or be more sweet or use more hoodrat talk depending what kinda girl she is. You're welcome.
#19
I think she's making it up. That's way too many calls to place in such a short amount of time.
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#22
Bitches be cray these days, the generation under me is seriously weird.
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#23
Maybe if you didn't **** that camel, you filthy muslim, she wouldn't have responded with "What the **** is your problem? Seriously?! Wtf?!"

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#25
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#27
"I just needed some time. It wasn't anything to do with you, I've just been in a rough stretch. Having had a couple of days without talking to you has made me realize how great our conversations are, though. I've missed them. Sorry I hadn't returned the calls, but I'll make up for it with even more, I promise."


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#30
i Cum Bl-

oh, wait, what?
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#32
restart your phone. mine does that once every 3 or 4 weeks if you don't restart. it work perfectly fine for everything but texting and calling.
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#33
Hey say you called her several times and then when she is like -Here is my call history, you never called me! you tell her that you got her confused with your mother.
#34
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This. You know, like any other reasonable person would settle a misunderstanding.

However, you have to ask yourself if someone who would overreact that much because you didn't speak to her on the phone for a couple of days is really worth making up with.
#35
protip: don't date a girl who gets pissed off because you didn't call her for one flippin day.
Listen. I'm sorry.
#36
Mate, I go through this nearly every day. Been with my fiancée 6 years.
The other night I was at band practice and forgot to get cash out so had to go to ATM to pay my share. So I took 45 min to get home rather than half hour and ended up with 11 missed calls and pissed off girlfriend.
She almost called my grandparents to drive the route I take because obviously something bad had to have happened.
I was like wtf.

Then this morning we went to do weekly shopping before work and I said we best be quick as be pushing for time and she just complained the whole way round the store.
I still can't figure out what I said to cause it.

Women eh
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#38
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Mate, I go through this nearly every day. Been with my fiancée 6 years.
The other night I was at band practice and forgot to get cash out so had to go to ATM to pay my share. So I took 45 min to get home rather than half hour and ended up with 11 missed calls and pissed off girlfriend.
She almost called my grandparents to drive the route I take because obviously something bad had to have happened.
I was like wtf.

Then this morning we went to do weekly shopping before work and I said we best be quick as be pushing for time and she just complained the whole way round the store.
I still can't figure out what I said to cause it.

Women eh


15 minutes could be the difference between life and death
But if she realy loved you, she would have called out for a search & rescue party
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#39
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However, you have to ask yourself if someone who would overreact that much because you didn't speak to her on the phone for a couple of days is really worth making up with.


This. Also, she called you out publicly on twitter? So rather than presenting her issue to you one on one, she went t-total and smashed it all over a social feed where everyone can see? Attention issues much?

Girls like this are rarely worth the time and effort. It's better to be alone and mature than suffering such blind ignorance and lack of logic. She sounds like the type to cheat on you with someone then want you back

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15 minutes could be the difference between life and death
But if she realy loved you, she would have called out for a search & rescue party


In that logic every minute is the difference between life and death? Since time becomes binary in this train of thought...?111111111111111111110.

Spazzing out because you're a little late is no cause for spazzing out. Maybe if you're late for a wedding, but a bit late because of every day life? Come on.
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#40
So she railed at you for not calling her for a few days and you still want to be with her?
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