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#1
This site sucks cocks and balls. All you hipster ******s need to go kill yourselves.
Last edited by Fastiticalon at Sep 22, 2013,
#3
Go and shout at your Father.

If you've fucking got one
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#4
Quote by Fastiticalon
This site sucks cocks and balls.


You wish, honey.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#6
Quote by Fastiticalon
Your dads nutsack failed to produce quality dna, then you happened

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#7
You're supposed to post porn on your goodbye post. What good are you for?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#11
Quote by Fastiticalon
Thats original try harder captainsnatch.


>implying not a faget
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#14
Quote by Fastiticalon
I doubt anyone ever remembered your username. See post one for instructions on how to fix that.


Look to your right. Or your left. Grab the closest thing. Then shove it up your ass.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#15
hey TS, do you know anything about vocals? My vocal range goes up to C# but I'm trying to get it up to an E. Do you know how I'll be able to do this?
#16
Coming from a guy who's usertitles is a cutsie typeface rocker guy, I don't think these insults have a lot of weight behind them.

I'm sorry high school has been rough for you so far, TS, just keep your head down and focus on your studies.
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#17
Quote by LostLegion
hey TS, do you know anything about vocals? My vocal range goes up to C# but I'm trying to get it up to an E. Do you know how I'll be able to do this?



But yeah TS, sorry you like shit music with instruments in it haha you prick how lame is that? Go cut your hair instead of your forearm and you'll be alright
#18
My username has nothing todo with anything but ancient mythology ****tard. Gawd get it rite fagit!
Last edited by Fastiticalon at Sep 22, 2013,
#19
Quote by Fastiticalon
My username has nothing todo with anything but ancient mythology ****tard.


userTITLE (the thing under your username), you 14yo poseur-type gayboy.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#20
Quote by willT08


But yeah TS, sorry you like shit music with instruments in it haha you prick how lame is that? Go cut your hair instead of your forearm and you'll be alright


I'd rather cut your nuts so you cannot contaminate the world with your degenerate seed.
#21
Quote by Fastiticalon
My username has nothing todo with anything but ancient mythology ****tard. Gawd get it rite fagit!



The Fastiticalon was written by Tolkien, dude. He was a sea monster in the Adventures of Tom Bombadil. Hardly ancient mythology.


Wow, I'm a nerd for knowing that.
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#22
Quote by jjfeu662
userTITLE (the thing under your username), you 14yo poseur-type gayboy.



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gotcha fagit
#23
Quote by JustRooster
The Fastiticalon was written by Tolkien, dude. He was a sea monster in the Adventures of Tom Bombadil.


Wow, I'm a nerd for knowing that.

Indeed but where did Tolkien get the name?
#26
Quote by Fastiticalon
Indeed but where did Tolkien get the name?


It's derived etymologically from the greek word 'turtle' roughly translating to 'turtle-fish.' Not mythology.
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#28
Quote by JustRooster
It's derived etymologically from the greek word 'turtle' roughly translating to 'turtle-fish.' Not mythology.


Yea, thats only part of it though.
#30
Also \m/(^+^)\m/ means something in ancient norse runes, if I can remember where I put my rune book.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#32
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#34
Quote by Fastiticalon
You quimbies should pay me for the history lesson about my awesome username.


Found my rune book. It means "I shall forever remain a virgin".
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#35
I made you didn't I? I knew I should have never ****ed my sister, ****ing inbreds
Last edited by Fastiticalon at Sep 22, 2013,
#36
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Judging by your posts, I thought you had named yourself after one of the basic, early game bitch-monsters from Final Fantasy VIII.

Is that a wrestler in your fagatar? Big surprise there huh? Go rub your body on naked sweaty dudes.
#39
Why didn't you use a 'D', I mean, whose bellend is > shaped? They're pencil sharpeners, not penile sharpeners.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#40
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Already tried to today, but your Dad was busy with another of his clients.

The funny thing is that he charges you. Everyone else is free. How does that make you feel?
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