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#1
Socially awkward: let's say there's a person (a girl) who sits near you every week in a class. No problem, right? Right, except that she smells absolutely terrible. Like shove your nose in Shaq's armpits after a full game terrible. Do you suck it up and burn your nose off in class slowly week after week or do you try and do something? Leave her a polite note with a sample of perfume? Leave her a polite note begging her to please shower before coming to school? Seriously can't stand it much longer, let alone another 9 weeks. I thought about being rude, but i dont know her so i dont know if that's what she deserves. Perhaps she has some awful condition where the stink is so hyperactive and there's nothing she can do.


Oh, and yes. She is brown.
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#2
Some people do have skin conditions where the have more of an odor. It's not that common, but it does happen.

I sat next to a Vietnamese guy in a physics class and he'd always eat these mixed nuts. I don't even know what they were. Really nice guy, but his breath was horrendous.
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#3
Indians, I presume?

Not much you can do if that's the case. Find a new seat far far away.

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Indians, I presume?

Not much you can do if that's the case. Find a new seat far far away.


I would have already, but everyone knows each other and i can't just go barge into their groups lol. I'm pretty much trapped.
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I would have already, but everyone knows each other and i can't just go barge into their groups lol

Yea you can.

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I would have already, but everyone knows each other and i can't just go barge into their groups lol. I'm pretty much trapped.


So you're basically ****ed then
#7
I had the same problem in high school for a year, I just moved to a chair far away

She wasnt brown but she came out as a lezza lest year
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#9
Not much you can do, suck it up or move

Even if you leave a note there's a chance she won't take the hint.
#10
Brown people smell pretty bad in my experience.
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#11
Think you're just gonna have to suck it up. Put some vick's under your nose to cover the smell, like they did in Silence of the Lambs to cover the putrid smell of rotting waterlogged carcass.
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#12
i'd just try to move away. don't do that note-leaving stuff.
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#13
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Oh, and yes. She is brown.
literally the first thing i was going to ask you.

Not even kidding, a lot of fresh immigrants don't really consider the importance of deodorant so they don't use it ever. Add that to the funky smelling food they're always cooking, and it's a recipe for disaster.

If she's not a fresh immigrant, then she needs to pick up the pace on that hygiene. Or it's that inescapable food funk.

Be a man, tell her she smells.
#14
Get to know her really well so you can buy her perfume. But she might not use it.

Or don't shower for a week and sit next to her so she has to smell you.
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Get used to it.
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Get used to it.


Hoo boy you're just gonna have to trust me when i say it's not a smell you can get used to. It's blowing my mind how bad it is, i have to mouth breathe lmao.
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#17
Do the mature thing and just constantly lay down farts. After about 2 weeks, she'll move. If you can make your ass cheeks do an audible clap whilst you do it, you can probably cut that down to 1 week.
#18
If you have a really strong mint in your mouth you won't be able to smell her (at least as much).
I know those feels cos I lived in France for a year and literally everybody there has death breath and the general level of personal hygiene is pretty low.
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Hoo boy you're just gonna have to trust me when i say it's not a smell you can get used to. It's blowing my mind how bad it is, i have to mouth breathe lmao.


i can never use mouth breathing in these situations. i feel like the particles will infect my taste buds or something.
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#20
Stop going to class.
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#21
Bring an oxygen mask and tank to class.
Feign breathing trouble, necessitating use of said oxygen supply.

It's a win-win for you, because you don't have to deal with the smell, and the pure oxygen will make you all smart and stuff.
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#23
I used to have this problem with this guy in Y7. He always sat next to me in maths and he smelled of smoke [not normal for an 11 year old, right?]. Luckily, he turned out to be an arsehole to everyone and I was able to tell him to eff off and be justified in it.
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#24
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A guy at work dosent have a shower or a washingmachine. He smells like a bad sandwich.

Poor guy. It's gotta be rough knowing that you smell terrible, but not being able to really do much about it. (Unless he can do something about it, and is just being lazy, in which case ew.)
#25
Get her head of year to say something to her, it's their job.

Also though, have you never worried that this is you? People can't really smell their own smell - what if you stank and nobody told you!?
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i can never use mouth breathing in these situations. i feel like the particles will infect my taste buds or something.


Me too, i stopped doing it after i realized it's probably akin to mouth breathing in a public bathroom right after you've taken a fresh shit
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Get her head of year to say something to her, it's their job.

Also though, have you never worried that this is you? People can't really smell their own smell - what if you stank and nobody told you!?


I dont smell bad. Trust me. In fact on a semi-regular basis im told how i smell fresh or like laundry. Amazing what good hygiene can do for you.
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#29
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Poor guy. It's gotta be rough knowing that you smell terrible, but not being able to really do much about it. (Unless he can do something about it, and is just being lazy, in which case ew.)

He is lazy and he goes around sniffing really strong cleaning spirit.
#30
Leave an anonymous note in her locker or something. Ask someone of the opposite sex to write it by hand so she won't suspect you.
#33
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Brown people smell pretty bad in my experience.

especially nightshop owners

use deodorant on your own in class and spray some on her aswell
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Not really though. Think about it. Especially in first gen games, it's nearly impossible to efficiently level fire-type pokemon.

Victory Road? No, rock, water, dragon types.

Secret Cave with mewtwo? Nope. More rock, water, and Golbats.

He has decent physical strength for not being a normal or fighting main type, but tbh he has few uses.
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literally the first thing i was going to ask you.

Not even kidding, a lot of fresh immigrants don't really consider the importance of deodorant so they don't use it ever. Add that to the funky smelling food they're always cooking, and it's a recipe for disaster.

If she's not a fresh immigrant, then she needs to pick up the pace on that hygiene. Or it's that inescapable food funk.

Be a man, tell her she smells.


So, is it really because they just refuse to wear deodorant?
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Not really though. Think about it. Especially in first gen games, it's nearly impossible to efficiently level fire-type pokemon.

Victory Road? No, rock, water, dragon types.

Secret Cave with mewtwo? Nope. More rock, water, and Golbats.

He has decent physical strength for not being a normal or fighting main type, but tbh he has few uses.


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Not really though. Think about it. Especially in first gen games, it's nearly impossible to efficiently level fire-type pokemon.

Victory Road? No, rock, water, dragon types.

Secret Cave with mewtwo? Nope. More rock, water, and Golbats.

He has decent physical strength for not being a normal or fighting main type, but tbh he has few uses.

Absolutely correct.
#40
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Haunter all day.


But it sucks because if you didn't have a link cable then you were boned out of Gengar. Same with Graveler.


Charizard is awesome because it's Charizard. You literally need no other reason. Just focus all training on him, don't give a shit about the rest of your team and plow the field.


Also, Jolteon is the best.
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