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#1
inb4 the lock.


What do you not like in porn? This thread is inspired by an incident that happened to me last night. I was watching some good ol' threesome porn with two guys and one woman. Your woman was sitting on your lad riding him and the other guy was kissing the woman and her feeling her up like you do. Then once the woman got off the lad's dick the guy started sucking it and all. Like what? Instant boner-kill. 'Gay' wasn't even included in the tags. Like wtf. My eyes feel unclean.

So Pit what do you not like in porn? Whether it be those gimpy masks or the shots of a guy shagging a woman from behind and all you see is his ass and saggy balls.
#3
ITT: TS was watching gay porn and now must make it seem like he really hated it
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#4
Ass and saggy balls.
Guys who talk to much, or say anything for that matter.
More than one penis.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#6
Nudity.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#7
Up close shots of genitalia. Holy shit I dont want to see 5 minutes of a dick going in a bum over and over and ovet and over again
Sail upon the open skies
#9
Men who don't shut up and repeatedly say "do you like it? uhhh, like that? yeah?"

shut the **** up, you can tell she likes it cos she's faking an orgasm.
#10
people who don't get that Breaking Bad is based on black humor

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
Showing doggy style. From the back.
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#13
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people who don't get that Breaking Bad is based on black humor


yeah.

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#15
Foreign languages, I need to understand the script.
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#17
Black dicks entering asian chicks makes me cringe.
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#20
Dick sucking. For some reason I sympathize with the girl so I always imagine myself sucking the D. It's not cool. But I can't help it. Is there a risk I'm turning gay?
#21
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Stained assholes

I don't think Philip_peppers does porn.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
Watching a dick get sucked is pretty close to gay porn though let's be real.
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#24
Dicks.
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#27
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black dicks.


Secretly racistly this.

Also, violent shit like gagging and strangling. Bitch has spent ages putting that mascara on, now it's all over the damn shop and she looks a right mess.
#28
Gagging. The only porn star that does this and it doesn't bother me is Sasha Grey, but that's because she's the only one who I think actually enjoys it.
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#30
Also, what is up with guys slapping a girl's pussy? Like after their done they just slap that hoe's pussy over and over again. Does that even give any pleasure to the woman?
#31
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Also, what is up with guys slapping a girl's pussy? Like after their done they just slap that hoe's pussy over and over again. Does that even give any pleasure to the woman?

Who cares? That's pure domination shiiiit
#32
fake moans
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#34
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black dicks.
Those stereotypically racist sites where the guy has a dick the length of a sub are fantastic because if you do some Googling they're fake, and you can see him soft under this huge dildo some girl's sucking on.

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A lot of these problems can be avoided by just watching lesbian porn.
But most of them look so bored in it.

also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJvYprLDcRs
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#35
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A lot of these problems can be avoided by just watching lesbian porn.

lesbian porn is awful
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Also, what is up with guys slapping a girl's pussy? Like after their done they just slap that hoe's pussy over and over again. Does that even give any pleasure to the woman?

I have gotten with women who do, and know others who say they do.
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#38
Seeing the guys face.
Fake laughter.
Queefs.
Director talking during the sex.
Japanese people.
More than one dick.
When you see the guy's asshole.
Rimming.
POW.
Asa Akira.
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#39
That's why two men and one girl is considered a devils threesome.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#40
What's porn?
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