These two things seem to go together. Whether band SODOM, or Paul Ledney saying that "only ASS is true," or even bands like Morbid Angel mentioning pleasures of the rectum, it seems metal and sodomy are linked in more than a casual way.

Since sodomy seems a popular topic in the news right now, how do we capitalize on this? Maybe a big sign in Washington, D.C. that says "METAL = ANAL," or is there a subtler method?