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0.k. let's do this before I change my mind.

I am bascally trying to impress this girl which happens to be a metalhead, and since the gay stuff to impress girls I'better at is singing while strumming open chords (a bit more but you get my point) I am in search of a song that she could find so impressing and cool and all of the other things girl say when they are impressed and flattered.

Feel free not to suggest any Taylor Swift/Oasis/yougetmypoint song.
Also, feel free to attach a comment about how adolescent this thing is under your suggestion.
Name's Luca.

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#2
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and since the best gay stuff I can do good to impress girl is singing while strumming open chords


wat
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
I dont know. An Opeth song? That stuff is pussy killer magnet right there.
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#5
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0.k. let's do this before I change my mind.

I am bascally trying to impress this girl which happens to be a metalhead, and since the best gay stuff I can do good to impress girl is singing while strumming open chords (a bit more but you get my point) I am in search of a song that she could find so impressing and cool and all of the other things girl say when they are impressed and flattered.

Feel free not to suggest any Taylor Swift/Oasis/yougetmypoint song.
Also, feel free to attach a comment about how adolescent this thing is under your suggestion.
how is that gay?

if she likes metal just play some Iron Maiden or Sabbath or something.
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#6
I fell like now is an appropriate time to bring back that whole Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood thing...

So yeah, play I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse.
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#8
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since the best gay stuff I can do good to impress girl is singing while strumming open chords (a bit more but you get my point)

lol dats so gay
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#9
play her real christian music, save her soul from eternal sodomy in hell- which is the certain future for anyone who listens to the devil's music
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#10
Do some Stone Sour, or some other stuff that kinda bridges the gap between metal and hard alt rock.

So u can still show off ur sensitive side bro
#11
How do you think this is going to go, what are you going to do, sit beside her with your ipod up real loud while Metallica is playing and hope that she notices and sucks your dick, just talk to her.
#12
maybe steel panther?

just kiddin', someting like nothing else matters maybe
#14
I Cum Blood
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#16
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what kind of metal does she like? play that.

Serious answer, this. Whether she likes older style metal or metalcore or melodeath or whatever, you don't wanna play something she finds too brutal or too pansy-ish.
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#17
Play this at her bedroom window.

Don't look at the chick in the vid's nose though oh my god what the ****
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#18
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Play this at her bedroom window.

Don't look at the chick in the vid's nose though oh my god what the ****

Damn that's a manly looking nose.
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Learn and play this until she sucks your dick.
I almost finished learning that once. Why did I stop?
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#21
Probably because that intro couldn't be any blander if a team of scientists spent 20 years researching blandness in composition.
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#22
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How do you think this is going to go, what are you going to do, sit beside her with your ipod up real loud while Metallica is playing and hope that she notices and sucks your dick, just talk to her.

I did talk to her already actually! (I'm sooo manly!)
Still, I think doing something like singing some gay/romantic/cute song would be a nice idea.

I like that idea that ends up in she sucking my dick too by the way, I'll try that if my idea doesn't work.
Name's Luca.

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I did talk to her already actually! (I'm sooo manly!)
Still, I think doing something like singing some gay/romantic/cute song would be a nice idea.

I like that idea that ends up in she sucking my dick too by the way, I'll try that if my idea doesn't work.


is singing gay?
growl for her then

and when you come back, use "the cringe thread"
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#24
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Probably because that intro couldn't be any blander if a team of scientists spent 20 years researching blandness in composition.

Yeah I don't really like the song much anymore (probably from trying to learn it too many times) but it's pretty fun to play.
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but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I have read this over and over and it is complete nothing. What is this 'cause it ain't english.
#29
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I almost finished learning that once. Why did I stop?

Probably because the song sucks
#30
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I have read this over and over and it is complete nothing. What is this 'cause it ain't english.


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sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#31
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but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

0.k., sorry, my english skills clearly werent thor-blessed like your hair was.
Name's Luca.

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I did talk to her already actually! (I'm sooo manly!)
Still, I think doing something like singing some gay/romantic/cute song would be a nice idea.

I like that idea that ends up in she sucking my dick too by the way, I'll try that if my idea doesn't work.

You sound like a real winner

Try Hearts Burst Into Fire by BFMV
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#33
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Probably because the song sucks

But a guy on the internet said playing it will make a chick suck your dick.
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#35
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I dont know. An Opeth song? That stuff is pussy killer magnet right there.


This x 10


Play something off damnation or ghost reveries
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#36
Maybe you should find a song she likes then play that.
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#38
Don't bother learning a song to play for her. Learn more about her opinions, her self-esteem.

For that last one actually, a song might be the perfect tool.
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I like that idea that ends up in she sucking my dick too by the way, I'll try that if my idea doesn't work.


check your privilege, you pig
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#40
****ed with a knife or addicted to vaginal skin
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