#2
Your dad banged your mom and here you are.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#4
Happy Birthday!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
Quote by King Donkey
That's some hard hitting stuff right there.

That's what your mom said!
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#7
Quote by Lord Waltaa
That's what your mom said!

I was probably a bit young to remember but I'm sure she did.
Quote by Nelshizzle
Happy Birthday!

West Ham United
#11
Quote by raoooos
You know what to do


(Invalid img)

I actually don't.

Wash out the urine stain maybe?
West Ham United
Last edited by King Donkey at Sep 26, 2013,
#12
Well let's see. You're a september baby so that means your parents probably had some seriously hot, wet, sweaty, drunk new year's sex.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
#13
Quote by Acϵ♠
Well let's see. You're a september baby so that means your parents probably had some seriously hot, wet, sweaty, drunk new year's sex.

Ugh...

Oh and thanks for the happy birthdays to the people I haven't replied to yet.
West Ham United
#15
Quote by ehbacon
happy birthday!

I got you a cake-

West Ham United
#18
Obviously fake. Hookers in real life aren't that sexy.

even when they're dead mwhaha
#19
Happy birthday! It's my birthday as well. I would invite you to a beer if you were in Vegas.
Cheers
Marty Friedman+Jason Becker=Cacophony
Last edited by megaluisdeth at Sep 26, 2013,
#20
How's it gone so far? Been up to much?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#22
Happy birthday!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#23
Quote by megaluisdeth
Happy birthday! It's my birthday as well. I would invite you to a beer if you were in Vegas.
Cheers

Excellent choice in date of birth. Maybe next year?
Quote by Banjocal
How's it gone so far? Been up to much?

Well I actually posted that as the clock turned 12 for me last night >_>. Today it looks like I'm hanging out with mates at the oval and probably playing GTA V once we're done. Having a party tomorrow though, thanks for asking.
West Ham United
#24
I don't remember my 17th birthday.

Enjoy your 17th birthday
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~