#1
Why don't you come over here and give me some sugar?

Check out my band Disturbed
#2
She's down wit da clownz.

Juggalo 4 life.
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#3
hey
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#5
Ey bay BAY! How's about you hook me up wit dem digi....

*opens thread*

...Actually, I think I'll call you.
#9


U GUYZ DON KNO DA SEXZY
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#11
I covered up her eyebrows with my hand, and she actually was still ugly
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
Quote by angusfan16
Somebody flipped her mustache on to her forehead



Hey there cosa buena
🙈 🙉 🙊
#13
Quote by eGraham
I covered up her eyebrows with my hand, and she actually was still ugly


nah, without the eyebrows she'd look like your average bus driver.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#16
Quote by StewieSwan
Why don't you come over here and give me some sugar?


ey yo guuuuuuuuuuurl.

y dnt u com sit on my lap n we talk bout the 1st thing tht pops up?
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#17
Black Bogdan

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#19
Someone needs to photoshop the brows onto her like a mustache, and then leave the eyebrow part blank
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#20
Quote by StopReadingThis
Someone needs to photoshop the brows onto her like a mustache, and then leave the eyebrow part blank

#24
Quote by Jackintehbox





good man, good man
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#27
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
10/10

would bang
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#28
Mom....!?!?!
I believe in god, jesus and the holy ghost.....or as i call them Angus, Kirk and Lemmy
#29
Holy fuck.


Kill it with fire.
Quote by Alix_D
Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



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