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Most ridiculous thing i've ever done? Got in a yoghurt fight in a cow onesie then stopped by the police, just wondering what misadventures you guys have got up to
#4
Quote by WantsLesPaul
ur mom lol

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LET'S GO BUCKS
#6
I can't really post about it but possible sentence would have been 10-life and $10 mil in fines
#7
Killing my neighbour's 4 year old son.

The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award 2009
(most intelligent)
The "Good Samaritan" Award 2009 (most helpful)

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Who's Andy Timmons??
#8
Quote by WantsLesPaul
ur mom lol



TS asked for it
'93 Gibson LP Studio (498T/490R)-Ebony
'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony
+More

Maxon od808|Boss NS-2|Boss CE-5|
Line6 G55|Korg Pitchblack Pro

JVM 210h|1960a(V30/G12t-75)
#9
Clicked On A Thread Where The First Letter Of Every Word In The Title Was Capitalized.
#11
Agreed to the Terms of Service and didn't actually read it.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Tore the tag on the mattress that said "Do not remove".

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Drove 41 mph when the speed limit was 40.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Told someone the time was 3:30. The time was actually 3:35.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
did some mdma with a couple of friends and stayed up all night playing with scooters at the skate park
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#19
Ran around the pool even though the sign said no running around the pool.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Quote by WantsLesPaul
ur mom lol
the only first post that could exist, lol
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#22
Threw a homemade spear in my brothers head. No joke. He only got a little cut though.
#23
I thought TS answer would be having that username
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#24
Offered to walk an old lady across the street. Left her in the middle and shouted "Independent that!"

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
Tried some food samples. Didn't actually buy it.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
I pulled a cracker when it wasn't Christmas.

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#27
Went to the library. Took a fiction book and put it back in the non-fiction section.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Blew out the birthday candles. Didn't actually make a wish.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
Didn't safely remove my usb.

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#30
pooped out of hotel window.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#32
Entered store through the exit only doors.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
Used the 10 items or less lane. Had 11 items.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Juice bottle says 'dilute 1 part in 9 parts of water', I diluted it in 8 parts of water.

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#37
Installer said "close all running programs before continuing."

Didn't.

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#40
Quote by angusfan16
I had once a man shot reno to die


I actually survived, but thanks a lot you prick, I was just going for a walk.
A bassist is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

The Pit operates under a pseudo-Murphy’s Law state of mind. You can make a comment and "whatever wrong assumption that can be made about it, will be made about it."
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