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#2
My what?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Quote by Dirge Humani
I was 15.


this

15 year old me liked the alias blades and used it for everything. I'm kinda stuck with it now
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
This is my brother's account. I pretty much stole it. I didn't get to pick the name.
Marty Friedman+Jason Becker=Cacophony
#11
a friend made this account and just left it logged in at my house and gave it to

seems it was a banner ad that used to on UG often

I hope that website is dead and gone
#14
My real name is Theo Guitiarez. there was already a theoguitiarez though, so I tried to shorten it a bit. cause everyone calls me 'the' (like Fee) I went with theguit (guitiarez was a bit of a mouthful I thought) but that was taken too so I added 'arist' at the end, short for aristocracy because I'm a distant relative of the spanish king (like 200th in line to the throne so it doesn't matter really, but it's great for telling girls i pick up)

it was supposed to be TheGuitArist but my Caps lock key was broken back then and I was still a typing noob and didn't know about Shift.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#15
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
This is my real name.



'93 Gibson LP Studio (498T/490R)-Ebony
'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony
+More

Maxon od808|Boss NS-2|Boss CE-5|
Line6 G55|Korg Pitchblack Pro

JVM 210h|1960a(V30/G12t-75)
#16
Quote by K'Nuckles
Because Flapjack is an excellent show.


that it is, its a shame its on much anymore
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#19
My squad mates tagged me as Jackal when we were in the Sinai. Jackal was taken so I added my year of birth.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Quote by strictly-diesel
Spineshank album. The names better than a lot of the songs on it tho unfortunately
The Height of Callousness and (especially) Self-Destructive Pattern were pretty alright imo. Everything else, not soo much.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
Because 13 year old me decided it would be cool to replace random letters of Sonic to make it look dumb.

Congrats, 13 year old me. I still hate you.
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK


Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:


Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
#26
I don't remember. It was a long time ago. I would imagine because my name is Zack and there was already a user by that name so I added another k.
#27
Taken from the character Milo Minderbinder in Joseph Heller's 1961 novel "Catch-22".
Quote by ElMaco
My last pay check was £0 working 0 hours. I can't believe how easy it was
#28
My real name.
Quote by Dave Mustaine
If you want to be treated intelligently, act intelligent.

#29
My initials

I was 13

;_;
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#30
Quote by whywefight
Its a secret

Decemberists

OT: My name for Neopets when I was 6 was skullivan7051, that became my online alias for pretty much everything except Youtube.
#33
It was a good way to meld together two bands I liked, 311 and Chevelle. I thought I was a genius for coming up with it.
#34
I'm a metalhead and my student number was 9838772. For some reason, the 2 either didn,t fit or I just didn't enter it.
Ayy there
#36
Because I'm powerful and mysterious.

And/or my first guitar was an acoustic with a dreadnought body
My God, it's full of stars!
#37
I didn't. My 13 year old self did... who also played Runescape.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#38
Im not that creative so i put my first name and the year i was born well i mean the last two digits
#40
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Because I'm crazy. At parties. And other times...

Sam I'd buy to party with you.

Then post the pics.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
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